Use my notoriety to remind everyone that Bonds is a cheater and doesn't deserve any of his records.
Then I'd think of something to write on it like a giant asterisk and "Steriodally derived home runs", and sell it to the highest bidder.
I don't like the way baseball is covered in the media anyway. It's all about who the favorites are reguardless of how teams or players are doing. Obviously Bonds is news but there are better players across the nation.