Yes, but my eyesight is failing.
It's true, my beer gut is getting rounder and more beautiful by the day.
Yes
No, I just find it harder to be humble as time passes....
You are what others think you are.
Here you go!
I'm too sexy for this stupid FR screen name.
I look the best after I've been drinking.
I may balding and 300 pounds, but when I look in the mirror, I'm still the muscle jock that I was at age 18.
Amusing article. I think another search-keyword for this is "delusional"!