"Of course, there is always the Ishtar device, but I shudder to think of the devastation.."
Ishtar was very messy. It induced vomiting. Like wise the Madonna, and B.S. films and.... actually, most of the Time Warner projects.
If you look at the targets in the posted image, you can see we have just about succeeded. All that needs to be done is to load them on a truck ....like firewood.