Pin the Tail on the Honky

Townhall.com ^ | 5/8/06 | Mike Adams

[NRA1995]

Five of the top ten conspiracies the author received about white people:

5. “The voting machines in Florida were built by white supremacists. They may well be able to distinguish between black and white voters. Who knows what they are capable of making those machines do?” (college professor).

4. “Newt Gingrich’s election as Speaker of the House, limiting affirmative action, limiting welfare, the Republican tax cuts, and the balanced budget are all part of the same idea. Everything the Republicans do or discuss is about racism. Everything is a well-orchestrated effort to keep the black man down.” (college professor).

3. “The ABC news doesn’t tell you. The CBS news doesn’t tell you. The NBC news doesn’t tell you. Even CNN doesn’t tell you. Nobody tells the truth that almost all serial killers are white. The news outlets all work together to make folks think that all killers are black.” (college professor and diversity director).

2. “The death penalty is a genocidal mechanism that seeks to control black people through extermination or, more importantly, the threat of extermination.” (college professor).

1. “It is a proven fact that U.S. Coast Guard ships – on orders from President Bush – were seen crashing into the New Orleans levees during Hurricane Katrina. Bush did it to kill black people living in government housing projects.” (college student).

[toddlintown]

"How do you define serial killer?"

3 women killed in the neighborhood last week. All were found strangled in their bathtubs, the tubs filled with Cheerios and milk.

Police suspect a cereal killer.

[muir_redwoods]

At least no ones figured out that we dose all menthol cigarettes with asbestos.

Can't let that secret get out.

[tertiary01]

You're probably better for it.

Detroit and Miami seems to have a few Black serial or multiple victim killers. Generally pick on prostitutes.

[ThomasThomas]

5. “The voting machines in Florida were built by white supremacists. They may well be able to distinguish between black and white voters. Who knows what they are capable of making those machines do?” (college professor).

You touch the screen with your finger tips.. I bet they can read your finger prints. If you have a drivers license.. Wow I could be a college professor too!

[beyond the sea]

Mike Adams is one of the greatest professors in the country. This guy is driving those liberals nuts ...... and I like that!

[beyond the sea]

.... are those fake?

[beyond the sea]

My kind of professor (Mike Adams) ............... pingeroo.

He's driving the liberals to distraction down in N.C.

Beautiful!

[beyond the sea]

My kind of professor (Mike Adams) ............... pingeroo.

He's driving the liberals to distraction down in N.C.

Beautiful!