[nuke rocketeer]

I HAVE A CANDIDATE!

My #2 son works for a private ambulance company. He was telling me a story about one of their runs to a local nursing home to get a patient. As they were pulling in, there was an elderly resident standing in the parking lot wearing his tighty whities, a pair of red soccer socks, a white long john top, a balck ski mask, and had a red pillow case tied around his neck striking a dramatic pose for all cars driving by the parking lot. Evidentally he's a local legend known as CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS.

[A CA Guy]

That person has a brother you man know.

"WALMART MAN"