Man arrested for drunken driving on lawn mower

WAVY TV ^ | May 7, 2006

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VERMILION, Ohio A northern Ohio man is accused of operating a lawnmower while drunk.

Dondi Bowles of Vermilion was arrested Friday night as he drove the mower on a sidewalk. Police say he drove the mower to a store about a mile from his home and was arrested on his way back. The lawn mower was towed.

Police say a breath test showed that Bowles' blood alcohol level was point-one-four-four percent, which is over the legal limit of point-zero-eight percent.

Police say it was Bowels' third drunken-driving-related arrest in six months.

[YankeeinOkieville]

"One More Last Chance"
~ Vince Gill

She was standing at the front door
When I came home last night
A good book in her left hand
And a rollin’ pin in the right
She said you’ve come home for the last time
With whiskey on your breath
If you don’t listen to my preachin’ boy
I’m goin’ to have to beat you half to death

Give me just a one more last chance
Before you say we’re through
I know I drive you crazy baby
It’s the best that I can do
We’re just some good ol’ boys, a makin’ noise
I ain’t a runnin’ ’round on you
Give me just a one more last chance
Before you say we’re through

First she hid my glasses
’cause she knows that I can’t see
She said you ain’t goin’ nowhere boy
’til you spend a little time with me
Then the boys called from the honky tonk
Said there’s a party goin’ on down here
Well she might’ve took my car keys
But she forgot about my old John Deere

So give me just a one more last chance
Before you say we’re through
I know I drive you crazy baby
It’s the best that I can do
We’re just some good ol’ boys, a makin’ noise
I ain’t a runnin’ ’round on you
Give me just a one more last chance
Before you say we’re through

[Khurkris]

George Jones - "Ol Possum" - did this years ago.


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