Beaver shot in downtown Larvik

Aftenposten, Norway ^ | May 3, 2005

[elcid1970]

Remember when it was all so harmless?

[Revolting cat!]

[Jane climbs a ladder]

Lt. Frank Drebin: "Nice beaver"

Jane Spencer: [producing a stuffed beaver] "Why, thank you. I just had it stuffed."

Hear.

[DocRock]

"Police arrived, before getting a handgun and shooting the animal three times."

What??? Do reporters actually write sentences this hard to understand?

[Charles Henrickson]

Beaver shot in downtown Larvik

Li'l Beaver is deeply saddened.

[Charles Henrickson]

Beaver shot in downtown Larvik

If you've ever been shot in your Larvik, you know how painful that can be.

[Porterville]

I love shooting beavers.....

[Charles Henrickson]

Police shot the beaver in the back twice before Moltzau ran over and told them . . .

"Don't you think you're being a little hard on the beaver?"

[Ursus arctos horribilis]

Before reading entire article, thought Muzzies shot it, a beaver running around in public and all.

[Slings and Arrows]

Looks like Tackleberry found a job in Norway.

[Slings and Arrows]

Dams are passe..

[Jeff Chandler]

Beaver shots-a buck a piece during Happy Hour.

[Jet Jaguar]

Nice pic!!

[stands2reason]

Your name could also mean "beaver stream", and considering beavers tend to hang out in streams more than meadows, I think stream is the more likely meaning.

[Kurt_Hectic]

Yup, the bastards pulled it after 3 mins... Sad, but true: I didn't realize the "beaver shot"-pun before the jokes came in :/ *clueless norwegian*

[PJ-Comix]

The Beaver had to be shot. It had inside info on Larvik police corruption.

[PJ-Comix]

I once had a beaver shot at a baseball park. The dugout is the best place for watching a beaver shot.

[Living Free in NH]

Gratuitous Beaver Shot

[Kenny Bunk]

I was just asking a Norwegian pal of mine, Achmed ibn Lofin, where the Prophet Mohammed (MPBUH) came down on the beaver issue. He says, "Oslo Imam to issue beaver fatwa at 11, inshallah."

[Kenny Bunk]

*clueless norwegian*

In the Royal Swedish Grammar Book, that phrase is used to illustrate "redundancy."

I am afraid this unfortunate Beaver Shoot incident will be used by the Swedes to attempt to rescind Norway's independence and lay claim to the offshore oil. This could mean war. I am laying in supplies of Lutefisk and preparing for a long siege.