Police radio Ping, night of the party
Thanks for the Ping Perdogg!
Very interesting.
I've just captured the DA transmissions from that week on my scanner.
It went something like this.
DA: Tell them all to plead guilty or we'll charge them for those Old Noise violations.
Assistant DA: Huh? I wanted to tell you about the woman's record and her previously reporting a crime like this.
DA: Call CBS, MSNBC, CNN, FOX, NBC, ESPN, and the lifetime channel.
Assistant DA: What?
DA: We need to lineup some interviews to put pressure on the Rich Snotballs.
Assistant DA: There's a number of these guys that were NOT at the party, and the guys that live in the house want to take lie detector tests.
DA: I DON'T GIVE A SH*T!! I have an election coming up and my third cousin knows Nancy Grace.
DA calls wife: Honey, I'm going to be on TV! This is my big break. I can see ABC hiring me their legal analyst in a couple years. I knew all those years of pleading down speeding tickets would pay off.
Wife: Have you stopped taking your medication? You know how you got real depressed when they chose Judge Judy over you.
DA: They screwed me over when they selected that bi*ch Judy
I bought that suit at JC Penney and drove 8 hours for that audition, and then someone asked me to go get them their coffee. Call your Mother and tell her I'm going to be on TV. She never did like me.