"It's Bill's favorite shade of red..." (wink, wink)
To: memorandum1
"It's HILLARY'S favorite shade"....
2 posted on
04/26/2006 8:53:23 AM PDT by
Suzy Quzy
("When Cabals Go Kaboom"....upcoming book on Mary McCarthy's Coup-Plotters.)
To: memorandum1
Tony!!
Come here handsome! I wanna give you a kiss!!
To: memorandum1
Her appearance is exceeded only by the ugliness of her twisted liberal purpose.
4 posted on
04/26/2006 8:54:39 AM PDT by
EagleUSA
To: memorandum1
The portrait of Dorianna Grey.
5 posted on
04/26/2006 8:54:47 AM PDT by
Roccus
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6 posted on
04/26/2006 8:56:06 AM PDT by
RightWingAtheist
(Creationism is to conservatism what Howard Dean is to liberalism)
To: memorandum1
GAAA!!!
Every time I see a pic of her, I think that she can't possibly get any uglier. Next thing ya know...
7 posted on
04/26/2006 8:56:17 AM PDT by
RandallFlagg
(Roll your own cigarettes! You'll save $$$ and smoke less!(Magnetic bumper stickers-click my name)
To: memorandum1
She's so ugly that when she was born the doctor slapped her mom
8 posted on
04/26/2006 8:56:29 AM PDT by
Horatio Gates
(When it hits the fan, it may not be evenly distributed.)
To: memorandum1
This Monsters, Inc. character comes to mind.....

9 posted on
04/26/2006 8:59:46 AM PDT by
b4its2late
(If it's treason, there's no doubt a democrat is standing behind it.)
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11 posted on
04/26/2006 9:02:10 AM PDT by
wallcrawlr
(http://www.bionicear.com/)
To: memorandum1
It's like somebody put lipstick on Leonid Brezhnev's dog's ass, to try to make it prettier.
15 posted on
04/26/2006 9:05:25 AM PDT by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: memorandum1
I've just had my colors done!
19 posted on
04/26/2006 9:13:48 AM PDT by
3catsanadog
(When anything goes, everything does.)
To: memorandum1
She looks like she has the same make-up artist that Tammy Faye Baker had: Earl Scheib. But this time they used a roller rather than an airbrush.
GAK!
To: memorandum1; All
Done in Jaques Cousteau voice:
"Ere, we find ze Be-spectaled Hagfish, rising up from ze murky dephts of her media cesspool, catching a glimpse of ze new Prezdential Spokezman, Tony Snow. Notice ze flare of ze dramatic colours she choozez to try and make herself look more dahngerous zhan she could possibly ever be. She billowz out her ever puffy cheeks to try and frighten away zhose who do not know zhat she has less brain power of zhan zhat of ze lowly sea squirt. She iz trying to make ze love with Phillipe and hiz camera. Nature can be strikingly beautiful, but in zize case, it iz not zo."
24 posted on
04/26/2006 1:31:15 PM PDT by
Mr. Jazzy
(VPD of LCpl Smoothguy242, USMC, somewhere in Afghanistan's Kunar Province.)
To: memorandum1
Botox, yes! It has made all the difference!
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