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Caption that glamor-puss, Helen Thomas
Diamonds In The Mud ^ | staff

Posted on 04/26/2006 8:52:39 AM PDT by memorandum1



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: barfbarfbarfbarfbarf; helenthomas; tasteless; therewentlunch
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To: RightWingAtheist
Another one of my favorites, Katherine Deneuve........


21 posted on 04/26/2006 9:20:28 AM PDT by DoctorMichael (The Fourth Estate is a Fifth Column!!!!!!!!!)
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To: b4its2late

OMG! Helen was the model for that character, wasn't she?


22 posted on 04/26/2006 9:21:31 AM PDT by uncitizen
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To: DoctorMichael
Another one of my favorites, Katherine Deneuve........

About the only thing I ever agreed with the French on was their naming her as the ideal of French womanhood.

23 posted on 04/26/2006 1:18:09 PM PDT by llevrok (Take me to your blender !)
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To: memorandum1; All
Done in Jaques Cousteau voice:


"Ere, we find ze Be-spectaled Hagfish, rising up from ze murky dephts of her media cesspool, catching a glimpse of ze new Prezdential Spokezman, Tony Snow. Notice ze flare of ze dramatic colours she choozez to try and make herself look more dahngerous zhan she could possibly ever be. She billowz out her ever puffy cheeks to try and frighten away zhose who do not know zhat she has less brain power of zhan zhat of ze lowly sea squirt. She iz trying to make ze love with Phillipe and hiz camera. Nature can be strikingly beautiful, but in zize case, it iz not zo."
24 posted on 04/26/2006 1:31:15 PM PDT by Mr. Jazzy (VPD of LCpl Smoothguy242, USMC, somewhere in Afghanistan's Kunar Province.)
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To: memorandum1

Botox, yes! It has made all the difference!


25 posted on 04/26/2006 3:13:23 PM PDT by Continental Soldier
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To: wallcrawlr

Wow, is this Helen Thomas? sure looks familiar doesn't it?


26 posted on 04/26/2006 5:38:55 PM PDT by buck61
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To: memorandum1

Ouch!!I'm blind.


27 posted on 04/26/2006 5:40:04 PM PDT by buck61
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To: Continental Soldier

The only thing that can Helen is a large brown paper bag draped atop her head.


28 posted on 04/26/2006 5:42:10 PM PDT by buck61
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