Video at link
It's been done.
I guess this really is a barf bag topic.
Cute. Of course, most of these bombings were carried out by leftist guerrillas allied with narco-terrorists. The paramilitary groups were just a response to the failure of the Colombian army, particularly when Clinton told Colombia to create a safe zone for FARC. But why let facts get in the way?
Still, I hope things work out for this guy. Colombia has invested a lot in disarming these groups, particularly since many FARC members were kidnapped and pressed into service when they were very young (boys to weapons and girls to prostitution and weapons) and need to find a way of fitting into society now.