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I hollered "Don't look, Ethel", but it was too late, . . .

1 posted on 04/21/2006 4:52:21 PM PDT by SmithL

When your only tool is a hammer, every problem starts to look like a nail.

2 posted on 04/21/2006 4:53:08 PM PDT by SmithL (Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.)

To: SmithL

Maybe being confronted with plumber's crack isn't so bad after all.

3 posted on 04/21/2006 4:55:32 PM PDT by TenaciousZ

To: SmithL

Had this guy been in SF, he could have claimed he was exercising his rights of free speech.

4 posted on 04/21/2006 4:55:38 PM PDT by Kenny Bunkport

To: SmithL

Why are the people who run around nekked always the people you would never want to see nekked?

5 posted on 04/21/2006 5:01:07 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Ditch the 1967 Outer Space Treaty! I want my own space bar and grill)

To: SmithL

Percy...HONNIBALL?

6 posted on 04/21/2006 5:01:47 PM PDT by fzx12345 (Three lefts don't make a right; they invent one.)

To: SmithL

Learned a new word today:

deshabille - the state of being carelessly or partially dressed

7 posted on 04/21/2006 5:14:54 PM PDT by kcar

To: SmithL

I always charge extra for wearing clothes.My clients are glad to pay it.

8 posted on 04/21/2006 5:17:29 PM PDT by builder (I don't want a piece of someone else's pie)

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