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4-21-06
| Rca2000, Victoria Delsoul
Posted on 04/21/2006 4:03:23 PM PDT by Rca2000
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To: Rca2000
Idle hands are the devil's workshop. While waiting to lose our jobs with Unisys in 1988, (we were all Sperry semiconductor employees, trimmed in the merger with Burroughs) practical jokes were the only things that kept us sane.
Of the hundreds (yes, hundreds) of PJ's pulled, this was our finest hour.
One of the process engineers was away for two weeks on vacation. He was one of the biggest pranksters in the group. We knew what we had to do.
We emptied his bottom desk drawer, the deep one used for file storage. We then lined the drawer with a thick, black sheet of plastic, making it water-proof. In goes the water, sand and plastic plants. The drawer was then closed for several days to allow the water to stabilize for the next step.
Yep, goldfish...a half dozen mini-carps, swimming in Wayne's bottom desk drawer.
Wayne comes back to work a week later, open the drawer, and sez: "Cool".
Six months later, we all say goodbye to one another as we are finally escorted out of the building. Wayne brought in a big glass jar, scooped out his pals, shut the drawer and headed for home.
The REAL joke was on the poor move crew folks that had no idea what was left in that desk drawer when they picked it up to send it to storage.
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posted on
04/21/2006 5:16:33 PM PDT
by
ButThreeLeftsDo
(Carry Daily, Apply Sparingly.)
To: ButThreeLeftsDo
LOL! Story sounds fishy to me . . .
To: rightwingintelligentsia; RockinRight
I've never had a duel in my honor before!
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posted on
04/21/2006 5:18:05 PM PDT
by
Hoodlum91
(Tour guide goddess)
To: Clemenza
Cleveland? The city is a dump, forget about it.
To: RockinRight
Ahem...you're showing another girl your schwarz?
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posted on
04/21/2006 5:19:22 PM PDT
by
Hoodlum91
(Tour guide goddess)
To: Hoodlum91
Nope. Only you get to see my schwartz!
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posted on
04/21/2006 5:20:46 PM PDT
by
RockinRight
(Yes...she's an excellent tour guide!)
To: Hoodlum91
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posted on
04/21/2006 5:21:01 PM PDT
by
RockinRight
(Yes...she's an excellent tour guide!)
To: Hoodlum91
To: darkangel82
Cleveland ain't so bad nowadays. Stay downtown and in the Flats and you'll have a blast.
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posted on
04/21/2006 5:21:51 PM PDT
by
RockinRight
(Yes...she's an excellent tour guide!)
To: RockinRight
Aha! Spaceballs--a classic!!
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posted on
04/21/2006 5:23:20 PM PDT
by
rzeznikj at stout
(This Space For Rent. Call 555-1212 for more info.)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
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posted on
04/21/2006 5:25:33 PM PDT
by
Hoodlum91
(Tour guide goddess)
To: darkangel82; RockinRight
Cleveland? The city is a dump, forget about it. "All the little chicks with the crimson lips say Cleveland Rocks! Cleveland Rocks! --- Ian Hunter
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posted on
04/21/2006 5:33:53 PM PDT
by
Clemenza
(Amor de mi Vida, Donde Estas?)
To: Rca2000; All
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posted on
04/21/2006 5:38:20 PM PDT
by
snugs
(An English Cheney Chick - BIG TIME)
To: snugs
'Nite!
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posted on
04/21/2006 5:38:45 PM PDT
by
rzeznikj at stout
(This Space For Rent. Call 555-1212 for more info.)
To: Hoodlum91
Where'd ya go babe? The whole thread died!
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posted on
04/21/2006 5:39:26 PM PDT
by
RockinRight
(Yes...she's an excellent tour guide!)
To: rzeznikj at stout
In Britain one of the jokes played on new apprentices is to ask them to go to stores and ask for a rubber hammer.
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posted on
04/21/2006 5:39:41 PM PDT
by
snugs
(An English Cheney Chick - BIG TIME)
To: rzeznikj at stout
In Britain one of the jokes played on new apprentices is to ask them to go to stores and ask for a rubber hammer.
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posted on
04/21/2006 5:39:41 PM PDT
by
snugs
(An English Cheney Chick - BIG TIME)
To: snugs
To: snugs
Good evening, snugs! How are things across the pond tonight?
To: snugs
That's fairly similar--though some mallets at Menards and Home Depot have rubber heads...
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posted on
04/21/2006 5:41:32 PM PDT
by
rzeznikj at stout
(This Space For Rent. Call 555-1212 for more info.)
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