Posted on 04/21/2006 6:42:44 AM PDT by Toby06
Friday!
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BJClinton must be sleeping in this morning
Very cool. Sorry for your loss.
I like Oscars but they're dirty. I've got an empty 50 gallon tank here that I'm thinking about taking in a new direction. I'm considering a variety of small schooling fish this time. On the other hand I may just grab a few small sunfish out of the lake, they're really quite colorfull.
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Now that I am in my fifties, I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to berate me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with a lot of his blood on my white blouse. I tried to get the stain out using a bargain detergent, but It just wouldn't come out.
After a quick trip to the supermarket, I purchased a bottle of liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my Blouse were negative, and then my attorney called and said that I would no longer be considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband.
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Well, gotta go. I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people.
Happy Friday everyone!
You are not so easy to wake up sometimes.
I always enjoyed their aggressiveness, track your finger around and such.
It's FRIDAY!!!
Oscars are neat fish. Those poor little goldfish don't stand a chance.
:`) shhhhhh!
Yeah, how about the OTSF?
I think Oscars are fairly intelligent as far as fish are concerned. Mine always seemed to recognize family members and would come to the glass when we were near by. When strangers approached the tank is would lay on it's side on the bottom of the tank.
I used to play "Sea world" with mine. I would hold a feeder fish over the tank and the oscar would jump up and take it out of my fingers.
Being fourth generation Ag, it was quite an honor.
Howdy:
On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together.
One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink.
Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help!
Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor.
Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley.
Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.
Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him.
After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike,rescued the horse!
Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.
The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best Pals.
A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!
The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle.
Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thing and he would then lift him out of the pit.
The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.
The moral of the story? (yep, you 'betcha, there IS a moral!)
"When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up Chicks!"
WooHoo!!
Nearly party time!
Happy Friday kids!
How ya doing today, WC?
Pretty!
Thanks babe!
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