***ponders entire Hobbit Hole coming in costume***
**ponders changing the date**
Tolkien costumes, or Elvis costumes? Or... Tolkien/Elvis costumes... Hey...
"Elvis of the Rings". Elvises in Middle Earth costumes. Little Elvises with furry feet. Tall Elvises with pointy ears. Elvises with swords...
Gandalf Elvis, Sauron Elvis...
Brilliant!!!
The Blue Suede Shoes of Power? We must return them to the Heartbreak Hotel from whence they came. But we cannot find Frodo. Frodo has left the building.