Oh, but you see that's when you turn on the Southern Charm. You smile a HUGH smile, take her by the arm, while leading her to the grill, and say, "Why honey, I didn't know you were on a special diet! Now since I'm not exactly sure how you want that done, why don't you just come on over here and Big ol will make a place on the grill, give you a special turner that you can use to cook YOUR burger, and I'm sure it will turn out just right!"
Ack. I need lessons. Truly. That could'a worked.