[2Jedismom]

Our church music ministry search committee has suggested a guy for the job of Music Minister.

He's from New York.
He wore a hot pink unbuttoned at the neck shirt with hugh collar and a black suit. (He looked like John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever, sans platform shoes...I looked and he didn't have them on.)
He wore a mic that hooked on to his ear so he could stride quickly back and forth across the stage with his arms outstretched loudly whispering "Oh we praise you Jesus!" while the Praise Team behind him sang the same 7 words over and over, swaying back and forth with arms raised. (They repeated this mantra again during the invitation. "Just as I am" is just so out of style, I guess.)

All that was missing (besides the platform shoes, which I bet show up eventually) was a spinning mirror ball and everyone holding up lighters. But this was during the "traditional" worship service, so maybe they got to them in the contemporary service.

Certainly not you father's Southern Baptist Church any more. After the service, we voted and the guy got 96% affirmative.

I'd drive to G'nad's church if it weren't so far.

[Corin Stormhands]

~snif~

If'n ya just had some snakes, it'd be like home.

[TalonDJ]

He wore a hot pink unbuttoned at the neck shirt with hugh collar and a black suit.

Maybe I am a bit too Catholic but the idea of getting led in worship by someone dressed like that.... Well let's just say it makes the 'elope to Vegas for an Elvis wedding' plan seem more legit that it did a moment ago.

[g'nad]

He's from New York.

lemme guess... he's single... but brought his friend, Chad, along...

I'duh been yellin' at the guy tuh get out'n the sanctuary...