This is a case for the Mythbusters.
1 posted on
04/18/2006 1:07:21 PM PDT by
managusta
To: managusta
He picked a bad day to stop sniffing glue...
2 posted on
04/18/2006 1:09:02 PM PDT by
dirtboy
(Illegal is to immigration is as methyl is to alcohol - both make a good thing toxic.)
To: managusta
3 posted on
04/18/2006 1:09:26 PM PDT by
Recovering_Democrat
((I am SO glad to no longer be associated with the party of Dependence on Government!))
To: managusta
4 posted on
04/18/2006 1:09:38 PM PDT by
pissant
To: managusta
Sounds like the guy was a real hot head.
To: managusta
7 posted on
04/18/2006 1:10:33 PM PDT by
RichInOC
("Eeeee-heeeee!")
To: managusta
I hate when hospitals mix up the petroleum jelly and the jellified petroleum.
9 posted on
04/18/2006 1:11:01 PM PDT by
KarlInOhio
(If you have a leaking pipe, you shut off the water valve before deciding on amnesty for the puddles.)
To: managusta
To: managusta
I was going to say it's a bad day for Metrosexuals,...but, I have some prescription skin cream that has quite a bit of alcohol in it. I'll have to try to light some up tonight...in the intrest of science of course.
12 posted on
04/18/2006 1:11:38 PM PDT by
cyclotic
(Cub Scouts-Teaching them to be men and politically incorrect in the process)
To: managusta; Owl_Eagle; Sam's Army; Lazamataz; Darksheare; pissant; Dashing Dasher; najida; ...
Man, I hate it when that happens, PING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To: managusta
I love the smell of skin ointment in the morning...
To: managusta
21 posted on
04/18/2006 1:17:20 PM PDT by
Andonius_99
(They [liberals] aren't humans, but rather a species of hairless retarded ape.)
To: managusta
An investigation has been launched after a hospital patient died in a fireball after lighting a cigarette while wearing a highly flammable skin ointment. Smoking kills.
25 posted on
04/18/2006 1:20:51 PM PDT by
weegee
("CBS NEWS? Is that show still on?" - freedomson)
To: managusta
28 posted on
04/18/2006 1:22:32 PM PDT by
Malichi
(!)
To: managusta
there are acne lotions and wart treatments that have ether in them - but you don't usually apply them to large areas.
Mrs VS
To: managusta
Epitaph: "Who the hell are you to tell me I can't smoke?"
35 posted on
04/18/2006 1:30:40 PM PDT by
NonValueAdded
("Too soon to remember??? How about TOO SOON TO FORGET!" from Mr. Silverback)
To: managusta
Something ironic about setting oneself ablaze on a fire escape...
39 posted on
04/18/2006 2:08:18 PM PDT by
mikrofon
(Charred Chap)
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