LOL.....I hate spiders or any bugs for that matter. One day I took out the trash and screamed because there was a tarantula on the lid of the can. My husband had heard the "bug scream" often and sent his brother (who was living with us at the time) out to see what was up. His brother started screaming louder than me and so my hubby finally came out to see what it was all about. Every time he killed a bug, I would call him my hero for the day.
ROTFLOL!
A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description. She said, "He's 35 years old, 6 foot 4, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children." The next-door neighbor protested, "Your husband is 5 foot 4, chubby, bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children." The wife replied, "Yes, but who wants HIM back?"