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To: rzeznikj at stout; HitmanLV; Army Air Corps; All
Speaking of lawyers, I found this...

A defendant was on trial for murder. There was strong evidence indicating guilt, but there was no corpse. In the defense's closing statement the lawyer, knowing that his client would probably be convicted, resorted to a trick: "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I have a surprise for you all," the lawyer said as he looked at his watch. "Within one minute, the person presumed dead in this case will walk into this courtroom."

He looked toward the courtroom door. The jurors, somewhat stunned, all looked on eagerly. A minute passed. Nothing happened.

Finally the lawyer said, "Actually, I made up the previous statement. But you all looked on with anticipation. I therefore put it to you that there is reasonable doubt in this case as to whether anyone was killed and insist that you return a verdict of not guilty."

The jury, clearly confused, retired to deliberate. A few minutes later, the jury returned and pronounced a verdict of guilty. "But how?" inquired the lawyer. "You must have had some doubt; I saw all of you stare at the door." The jury foreman replied: "Oh, we did look, but your client didn't."

856 posted on 04/15/2006 10:25:28 PM PDT by Victoria Delsoul
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To: Victoria Delsoul

Good one!!! I love it when lawyers outwit themselves! :-) Haha!


863 posted on 04/15/2006 10:28:19 PM PDT by HitmanLV (Some people like to dash it out, but they just can't take it!)
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To: Victoria Delsoul

That is a good one!

By the way, I got the link to play - thanks for feeding my 80s music cravings!


865 posted on 04/15/2006 10:29:11 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (The UN 1967 Outer Space Treaty is bad for America and bad for humanity - DUMP IT)
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To: Victoria Delsoul

Numbers 32:23 ..."and be sure your sin will find you out."


867 posted on 04/15/2006 10:29:55 PM PDT by TheresaKett
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To: Victoria Delsoul

Very funny! Worth staying up so late for.


875 posted on 04/15/2006 10:33:57 PM PDT by MHGinTN (If you can read this, you've had life support from someone. Promote life support for others.)
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