Here I was thinking he jury rigged the door and made her wear it for a hat while tied to a chair...
1 posted on
04/14/2006 6:58:14 AM PDT by
Abathar
To: Abathar
Did he poke her with a fork so she wouldn't explode?
To: Abathar
He found someone to prepare meals for him. In prison.
3 posted on
04/14/2006 7:01:19 AM PDT by
1rudeboy
To: Abathar
Yeah, I was thinking it would be some high tech trickery.
Microwave as a blunt object just isn't the same.
4 posted on
04/14/2006 7:02:16 AM PDT by
TC Rider
(The United States Constitution © 1791. All Rights Reserved.)
To: Abathar
Police said he also said it was an accident and claimed he didn't do it on purpose. "I accidentally threw down, threw the microwave at her, and beat her head on the floor until she died. Even though it was an accident, some accidents are thirsty work, which is why I drank a beer before calling 911."
Something tells me this guy's IQ isn't much higher than the number of his remaining teeth.
5 posted on
04/14/2006 7:05:16 AM PDT by
r9etb
To: Abathar
"he also said it was an accident and claimed he didn't do it on purpose."
Threw her to the ground (accident, didn't mean to.)
Threw oven into her rib cage (accident, didn't mean to.)
Stomped on her (accident, didn't mean to.)
Banged her head on the floor repeatedly (accident, didn't mean to.)
Quite a series of unintended accidents he accumulated there. I'll buy his deed to the Brooklyn Bridge for $1 and then ship him off for a speedy trial & execution.
6 posted on
04/14/2006 7:06:56 AM PDT by
Sax
To: Abathar
When microwaves are outlawed, only outlaws will have popcorn.
From My Warm, Radiated Fingers.
8 posted on
04/14/2006 7:09:58 AM PDT by
ClearCase_guy
(Never question Bruce Dickinson!)
To: Abathar
If this woman was living with a moron of this caliber...she should have heated up the d*mn sandwiches.
11 posted on
04/14/2006 7:15:42 AM PDT by
A.Hun
(Common sense is no longer common.)
To: Abathar
I think that microwave ovens should be banned from production and people forbidden to use them. This case shows that they kill people.
14 posted on
04/14/2006 7:19:18 AM PDT by
GreyFriar
((3rd Armored Division -- Spearhead))
To: Abathar
"threw a microwave oven onto her chest"I can see it now, the microwave company is gonna get sued. Then they will have to put warning labels that say, "Do not throw at girlfriends chest"... : ) <<< me
16 posted on
04/14/2006 7:21:31 AM PDT by
stopsign
("What great fortune for government, That people don't think"....Der Fuhrer. Hummm.... : ) <<< me)
To: Abathar
Demanded ham sandwiches to be warmed up.
Service was too slow, threw girlfriend to ground.
Threw a microwave oven onto her chest.
Stomped on her and repeatedly.
Banged her head on the floor until she lost consciousness.
Checked for pulse.
No pulse - drink beer.
Decides to get rid of corpse in way of 7 inch tv screen.
Damn, no phone. Cannot afford phone + beer.
Go next door to call cops.
Finish beer, smell own pits.
Tilting of head causes only two brain cells to rub together.
Idea: claim it was an accident.
18 posted on
04/14/2006 7:35:42 AM PDT by
M203M4
To: Abathar
hummmm....nice guy????? Sounds like he was drinking the RATS kool-aid.....
20 posted on
04/14/2006 7:55:52 AM PDT by
HarleyLady27
(My ? to libs: "Do they ever shut up on your planet?" "Grow your own DOPE: Plant a LIB!")
To: Abathar
Fix me a turkey potpie, woman - ping
To: Abathar
Death to the Peeps!
23 posted on
04/14/2006 8:12:18 AM PDT by
colorcountry
(Don't bother me,.... I'm living happily ever after.)
To: Abathar
Police said he told them he began arguing with his live-in girlfriend Thursday, threw her to the floor...He was probably mad that she had a stupid name like "Thursday."
24 posted on
04/14/2006 8:12:25 AM PDT by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: Abathar
Hope he enojys his stay in the wife-beater section of Brokeback Prison....
27 posted on
04/14/2006 9:03:20 AM PDT by
NRA1995
(Let's all leave the US and return as undocumented trespassers....uh, immigrants)
To: Abathar
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