Man Used Microwave To Kill Girlfriend

The Indy Channel ^ | April 14, 2006 | AP

[Abathar]

Here I was thinking he jury rigged the door and made her wear it for a hat while tied to a chair...

[YouPosting2Me]

Did he poke her with a fork so she wouldn't explode?

[1rudeboy]

He found someone to prepare meals for him. In prison.

[TC Rider]

Yeah, I was thinking it would be some high tech trickery.

Microwave as a blunt object just isn't the same.

[r9etb]

Police said he also said it was an accident and claimed he didn't do it on purpose.

"I accidentally threw down, threw the microwave at her, and beat her head on the floor until she died. Even though it was an accident, some accidents are thirsty work, which is why I drank a beer before calling 911."

Something tells me this guy's IQ isn't much higher than the number of his remaining teeth.

[Sax]

"he also said it was an accident and claimed he didn't do it on purpose."

Threw her to the ground (accident, didn't mean to.)

Threw oven into her rib cage (accident, didn't mean to.)

Stomped on her (accident, didn't mean to.)

Banged her head on the floor repeatedly (accident, didn't mean to.)



Quite a series of unintended accidents he accumulated there. I'll buy his deed to the Brooklyn Bridge for $1 and then ship him off for a speedy trial & execution.

[Cvengr]

Must've been a heated romance.

[ClearCase_guy]

When microwaves are outlawed, only outlaws will have popcorn.

From My Warm, Radiated Fingers.

[theFIRMbss]

>Quite a series of unintended accidents he accumulated there

Remember NASA
accidently forgot to
test their main mirror?

[theFIRMbss]

>When microwaves are outlawed, only outlaws will have popcorn

If microwaves were
allowed to marry, then they
wouldn't commit crimes . . .

[A.Hun]

If this woman was living with a moron of this caliber...she should have heated up the d*mn sandwiches.

[battlegearboat]

Well, the bell dinged when she was done.

[Sax]

What about the probe that was lost because some data was entered assuming the metric system and some assuming the English (Standard.) Duhr.

[GreyFriar]

I think that microwave ovens should be banned from production and people forbidden to use them. This case shows that they kill people.

[GreyFriar]

I still use my ancient hot-air popcorn popper and melt real butter on the stove to pour over it.

[stopsign]

"threw a microwave oven onto her chest"

I can see it now, the microwave company is gonna get sued. Then they will have to put warning labels that say, "Do not throw at girlfriends chest"... : ) <<< me

[blau993]

If this woman was living with a moron of this caliber...she should have heated up the d*mn sandwiches.

I bet she didn't know how to do it.

[M203M4]

Demanded ham sandwiches to be warmed up.

Service was too slow, threw girlfriend to ground.

Threw a microwave oven onto her chest.

Stomped on her and repeatedly.

Banged her head on the floor until she lost consciousness.

Checked for pulse.

No pulse - drink beer.

Decides to get rid of corpse in way of 7 inch tv screen.

Damn, no phone. Cannot afford phone + beer.

Go next door to call cops.

Finish beer, smell own pits.

Tilting of head causes only two brain cells to rub together.

Idea: claim it was an accident.

[ClearCase_guy]

Well, when you say it like that, you make him sound kind of stupid.

[HarleyLady27]

hummmm....nice guy????? Sounds like he was drinking the RATS kool-aid.....