Meet Robert..
Nnnnyyyaaaaaa. What's up , Doc?
German rabbit breeder Karl Szmolinsky presents his giant male breeding rabbit 'Robert' in Eberswalde, eastern Germany, February 2006. In a tale reminiscent of the last Wallace and Gromit movie, furious villagers in northeast England have hired armed guards to protect their beloved communal vegetable gardens from a suspected monster rabbit.(AFP/File/Michael Urban)
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...villagers in northeast England have hired armed guards to protect their beloved communal vegetable gardens from a suspected monster rabbit.I know one can purchase a shotgun over there. Or wait, maybe we can send over an American farmer to eliminate the pesky hare.
2 posted on
04/07/2006 1:15:21 PM PDT by
jla
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Tim: There he is!
King Arthur: Where?
Tim: There!
King Arthur: What? Behind the rabbit?
Tim: It *is* the rabbit!
King Arthur: You silly sod!
Tim: What?
King Arthur: You got us all worked up!
Tim: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit.
King Arthur: Ohh.
Tim: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
Sir Robin: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!
Tim: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!
3 posted on
04/07/2006 1:18:35 PM PDT by
Talking_Mouse
(Indeed I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just... Thomas Jefferson)
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Perhaps it's a "Were Rabbit"
4 posted on
04/07/2006 1:34:51 PM PDT by
Incorrigible
(If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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Jimmah Carter, please pick up the white curtesy phone.
5 posted on
04/07/2006 1:59:11 PM PDT by
Roccus
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6 posted on
04/07/2006 4:40:19 PM PDT by
Daralundy
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7 posted on
04/07/2006 4:46:12 PM PDT by
Lurker
(In God I trust. Everyone else shows me their hands.)
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General Woundwort lives! (they never found his body)
9 posted on
04/07/2006 4:57:15 PM PDT by
Oztrich Boy
("If you go out there with an innocent heart, you're eaten." - David Attenborough))
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All filthy bunnies must ROT IN HELL!!!!!!
10 posted on
04/07/2006 5:10:21 PM PDT by
Ptarmigan
(Proud bunny hater and killer)
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Can you imagine the size of the pancake that bunny would require on its head???
11 posted on
04/07/2006 9:12:20 PM PDT by
JRios1968
(E=mc3...the origin of "friends don't let friends derive drunk.")
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13 posted on
04/08/2006 3:53:13 PM PDT by
nuconvert
([there's a lot of bad people in the pistachio business])
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Our secret cameras have snapped a picture of the "monster limey bunny" in a contemplative state.
14 posted on
04/09/2006 1:12:45 PM PDT by
Babu
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