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Eva takes ground control (bikini-clad Eva Longoria is visible from space)
Sydney Morning Herald ^
 | April 7, 2006 - 7:39AM
Posted on 04/07/2006 7:27:17 AM PDT by dead
A massive picture of Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria, so big it can be seen from space, is gracing the dusty desert outside Las Vegas.
 
Maxim magazine has recreated an old cover image of the sexy star on a 33-metre-by-23-metre vinyl-mesh screen to celebrate its 100th issue.
 
  
 
  
   This massive picture, as seen from Google Earth. Photo: AP
  
 
 
The picture, which is so big that satellites are able to photograph it from space, took nine workers more than 15 hours to build.
 
It can be seen on Google Earth.
 
Asked about the huge picture Longoria said "I guess space is no longer the final frontier. I am flattered, to say the least, to be TV's Sexiest Earthling."
 
AAP
TOPICS: Arts/Photography; Society; TV/Movies; UFO's
KEYWORDS: anticheaptrick; chitchat; cropcircles; desperatesatellites; evadistraction; flattened; flattered; greatgooglymoogly; itsybitsyteenyweeny; longoriadistance; maximumsize; shesnottight; workofaliens; wpnofmassdistraction
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To: dead
    You're about 6 days late posting this... 
 
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posted on 
04/07/2006 7:47:15 AM PDT
by 
Bean Counter
(Hope Springs Eternal...)
 
To: dead
    Just wait until they start putting megabillboards on the moon. How'd you like to look up and see Coke or Viagra advertisements on the moon? :)
 
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posted on 
04/07/2006 7:50:00 AM PDT
by 
Centurion2000
(Every man must be tempted, sometimes,to hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.)
 
To: dead
    
  uhhh she is all that and a bag of lays low fat potato chips.... is it because she is latino you think shes not "all that" ?
 
To: Element187
    > is it because she is latino you think shes not "all that" ? 
 
Personally: shee needs to *eat* that bag of chips. And a few cheeseburgers. And grow some curves. As she is.... ick. Stick figure. I just don't see the appeal.
 
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posted on 
04/07/2006 7:54:39 AM PDT
by 
orionblamblam
(A furore Normannorum libera nos, Domine)
 
To: dead
    ....AND she can shoot! :)
 
25
posted on 
04/07/2006 7:56:34 AM PDT
by 
SFC Chromey
(We are at war with Islamofascism)
 
To: orionblamblam
    LOL, soo she would be 'hot' to you if she were 250 lbs?
 
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posted on 
04/07/2006 7:57:27 AM PDT
by 
SFC Chromey
(We are at war with Islamofascism)
 
To: Element187
    Before you start throwing around weird, incongruent allusions towards racism, you should spend more time learning to read the English language correctly.
 
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posted on 
04/07/2006 7:58:12 AM PDT
by 
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
 
To: orionblamblam
    I dunno, my wife is very lean, and I prefer that to the cellulite look.............
 
To: SFC Chromey
    > soo she would be 'hot' to you if she were 250 lbs? 
 
Either a woman is rail thin or morbidly obese to you? 
 
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posted on 
04/07/2006 8:00:37 AM PDT
by 
orionblamblam
(A furore Normannorum libera nos, Domine)
 
To: orionblamblam
    "Stick figure. I just don't see the appeal." 
 
 
Me neither. Probably some latent homosexuality thing, being attracted to lines and angles (masculine) rather than curves. 
 
I just don't get the whole heroin-addict, deathly-thin, "Here's my rib cage!!" look.
 
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posted on 
04/07/2006 8:08:33 AM PDT
by 
Blzbba
(Beauty is just a light switch away...)
 
To: dead
    "..... I am flattered, to say the least, to be TV's Sexiest Earthling." You're not.
 
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posted on 
04/07/2006 8:10:44 AM PDT
by 
Skooz
(Chastity prays for me, piety sings............Modesty hides my thighs in her wings......)
 
To: Bean Counter
    OK, I found it! 35.37'12.20 N 115.22'58.78W 
 
I don't know about others, but looking at her from space she looks, well. . . FLAT!
 
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posted on 
04/07/2006 8:11:10 AM PDT
by 
Jambe
( Save the Cows !  --  Eat a Vegan !!!)
 
To: dfwgator
    She doesn't do anything for me either.
 
33
posted on 
04/07/2006 8:15:28 AM PDT
by 
freedomson
(Tagline comment removed by moderator)
 
To: dead
    LOL. This is a Photoshop job.
 Fooled me too.
  
 BUMP
 
34
posted on 
04/07/2006 8:20:31 AM PDT
by 
capitalist229
(Keep Democrats out of our pockets and Republicans out of our bedrooms.)
 
To: Jambe
    On the right coordinates, but I don't see it.. I am in the right place too, the dirt roads match...
 
35
posted on 
04/07/2006 8:21:42 AM PDT
by 
Zavien Doombringer
(The UN 1967 Outer Space Treaty is bad for America and bad for humanity - DUMP IT!)
 
To: capitalist229
36
posted on 
04/07/2006 8:23:34 AM PDT
by 
Skooz
(Chastity prays for me, piety sings............Modesty hides my thighs in her wings......)
 
To: dead; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; najida; PaulaB; EX52D; teenyelliott; peacebaby; Millee; ...
    Is this the image we want to portray to the Martians and other aliens?
Thoughts?
;-)
 
To: Dashing Dasher
    I said before that if they aren't coming already they'll soon be here in droves. They'll probably vaporize the earth when they find out there's only one Eva. Alas...
 
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posted on 
04/07/2006 8:31:04 AM PDT
by 
rattrap
 
To: Dashing Dasher
    Weeeeeellll, I say we need to think of the girl aliens too....who may feel a tad miffed for being neglected.
 
39
posted on 
04/07/2006 8:31:17 AM PDT
by 
najida
(He who cannot dance puts the blame on the floor. *Hindu proverb*)
 
To: dead
    This is a lot better to look at than another one of those crop circles.
 
40
posted on 
04/07/2006 8:33:19 AM PDT
by 
jpl
 
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