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Celebrity Death Match: Scientology vs. Kabbalah
Post Chronicle ^ | 3/30/06 | Mitch Marconi

Posted on 04/06/2006 6:16:40 PM PDT by pissant

Oh that wacky Hollywood, only in tinsel town could there be a battle of trendy religions. In fact, it almost seems like a bit of a competition between the two heavyweight cults.

tPC fave Jeannette Walls says Kabbalah has won round one: 'The two religions - which are all the rage among the celeb set - have reportedly been vying for high-profile celebrity followers, and few are as coveted as former Spice Girl Victoria Beckham and her hubby, soccer superstar David Beckham. The twosome is considered England's hottest couple, and celeb-watchers there follow them obsessively.

"It appears that there has been an almost frantic competition between the two most popular purported 'cults' in Hollywood, to get the Beckhams onboard," says Rick Ross of Cultnews.com. "Each group's top recruiter has come knocking on the door, Tom Cruise from Scientology and Madonna for her beloved Kabbalah Centre."

Victoria Beckham is friendly with Cruise's bride-to-be, Katie Holmes, and Cruise recently "approached" her about Scientology, according to Ross. Not long afterwards, she was spotted reading a copy of "Dianetics" by Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard.'

However, the former Posh Spice was recently photographed wearing the Kabbalah Center's trademark red-string bracelet, according to a published report.


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1 posted on 04/06/2006 6:16:41 PM PDT by pissant
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To: pissant

I saw Do'h Applewhite on the history channel last night.


2 posted on 04/06/2006 6:21:29 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
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Maybe he did not die, and the aliens really did pick him up. That way, I can hold out hope that he'll return for a fresh batch of Nike clad Hollywood recruits.


3 posted on 04/06/2006 6:26:30 PM PDT by pissant
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To: pissant

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4 posted on 04/06/2006 6:35:07 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
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To: pissant

The whole Kabbalah thing is close to pure Judaism that is almost a thousand years old. What do these dopes have in common with Hasidic Jews?


5 posted on 04/06/2006 6:35:20 PM PDT by putupjob
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To: cripplecreek

Gotta a torpedo handy?


6 posted on 04/06/2006 6:39:52 PM PDT by pissant
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To: putupjob

How can it be close to pure judaism if its only 1000 YO?

But these dopes have nothing in common with common sense.


7 posted on 04/06/2006 6:41:33 PM PDT by pissant
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Kabbalah- Madonna and Britney

Scientology- Katie Holmes and Kelly Preston

Scientology has hotter chicks. Posh Spice needs to choose Scientology.


8 posted on 04/06/2006 6:55:39 PM PDT by socal_parrot (Pass)
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9 posted on 04/06/2006 6:57:37 PM PDT by JRios1968 (E=mc3...the origin of "friends don't let friends derive drunk.")
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To: socal_parrot

ya think? LOL

Us poor Catholics only have Laura Ingraham and Michelle Malkin. :o)


10 posted on 04/06/2006 6:59:20 PM PDT by pissant
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To: JRios1968

Darn, I miss that show.


11 posted on 04/06/2006 6:59:36 PM PDT by pissant
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To: pissant

Rules...


12 posted on 04/06/2006 7:02:27 PM PDT by JRios1968 (E=mc3...the origin of "friends don't let friends derive drunk.")
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is this what you mean...


13 posted on 04/06/2006 7:12:04 PM PDT by pissant
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Hey! That girl's kissin her gramma.


14 posted on 04/06/2006 7:14:14 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
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To: cripplecreek

And two utterly talentless skanks.


15 posted on 04/06/2006 7:17:19 PM PDT by pissant
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I'm a Lutheran, we haven't had a hot babe since Katherine Von Bora.


16 posted on 04/06/2006 7:20:27 PM PDT by socal_parrot (Pass)
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To: pissant

 

Osho is amused.

17 posted on 04/06/2006 7:22:02 PM PDT by Fintan (Did you really think I could post such insightful replies if I actually read the article???)
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To: socal_parrot

LOL. Keep praying.


18 posted on 04/06/2006 7:25:09 PM PDT by pissant
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To: Fintan

The Baghwan Shree Rashneesh?


19 posted on 04/06/2006 7:25:51 PM PDT by pissant
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To: Fintan

Back when I was working on the farm we used to go out in the field and pick up baghwans. (big ones) We called them BFRs (Big F'n Rocks)


20 posted on 04/06/2006 7:44:34 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
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