[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

True, but I do not care how much $$ he has I am not screwing him. A prostitute, I am not.

[Gordongekko909]

A rich guy walks into a bar. He swaggers up to the most attractive woman he can find. "Hey, sweetie. I'll pay you one million dollars if you'll come home with me tonight."

The guy isn't bad-looking at all, and the woman could definitely use the money, so she grabs her purse, hops off her barstool, and says, "sure!"

At this point, the guy holds his hand up. "Good. But I don't want to pay you a million dollars anymore. I'll only pay you fifty dollars."

The woman is outraged. "Fifty dollars?! What kind of woman do you think I am?"

The guy responds: "We both know what kind of woman you are. We're just haggling over the price."