What women look for in a man

His own teeth, or a good replacement set.

Do they all have to be in one location?

61 posted on 04/05/2006 10:43:19 AM PDT by LexBaird (Tyrannosaurus Lex, unapologetic carnivore)

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT?"

I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either but it was worth it...

62 posted on 04/05/2006 10:44:07 AM PDT by rattrap

To: iPod Shuffle

Rich and hawt, that's me. Too bad I have no intention of getting married. Significant others are annoying. They're all, "pay attention to me!" and "I have feelings!"

Gets annoying fast.

63 posted on 04/05/2006 10:44:11 AM PDT by Gordongekko909 (I know. Let's cut his WHOLE BODY off.)

To: iPod Shuffle

The old adage that women look for wealth in a man appears to be under threat. . .

Agreed. Women like bad guys. Wealthy bad guys just offer and added perk.

64 posted on 04/05/2006 10:44:43 AM PDT by Euro-American Scum (A poverty-stricken middle class must be a disarmed middle class)

To: iPod Shuffle

1. A job that doesn't include the phrase "do you want fries with that".
2. A mode of transportation that has a motor.
3. Doesn't think foreplay is a golfing term.
4. Knows where Timbuktu is without having to look at a map.
5. Leaves my stuff alone.

65 posted on 04/05/2006 10:45:21 AM PDT by najida (He who cannot dance puts the blame on the floor. *Hindu proverb*)

To: iPod Shuffle

My wife says she married me for my "earning potential." She also does well at the roulette wheel. Go figure. I was an ugly poor college student strugling to work my way through. I'm still ugly :o), but not so much struggling.

66 posted on 04/05/2006 10:45:35 AM PDT by Tenacious 1 (Not today.)

I know the feeling. As a older teen and then in my 20s, I was continually told that I was too nice a guy. I was told that a woman wants to be smacked around to prove that the man cares.

This is why I didn't marry until nearly 30. I am alergic to idiots.

67 posted on 04/05/2006 10:45:47 AM PDT by Redleg Duke (Kennedy and Kerry, the two Commissars of the Peoples' Republic of Massachusetts!)

To: Logic n' Reason

Bill Gates = sexiest man alive. I'd date him. And I'm a guy. And not even gay.

68 posted on 04/05/2006 10:45:56 AM PDT by Gordongekko909 (I know. Let's cut his WHOLE BODY off.)

To: Logic n' Reason

Not true, my husband was unemployed when we met. The company he worked for relocated to another state and he could not move at the time.

69 posted on 04/05/2006 10:46:07 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.)

To: stylecouncilor

You're a good girl! LOL

70 posted on 04/05/2006 10:47:22 AM PDT by Ladysmith ((NRA, SAS))

To: Gordongekko909

Bill Gates = sexiest man alive. I'd date him. And I'm a guy. And not even gay.

I send him a birthday card every year with my picture (at least as I was when I was 29), and an offer of marriage.

So far, he's not responded.

Hope springs eternal

71 posted on 04/05/2006 10:47:38 AM PDT by Logic n' Reason (Don't piss down my back and tell me it's rainin')

I'm doubly doomed...

72 posted on 04/05/2006 10:48:01 AM PDT by null and void (We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act but a habit. - Aristotle)

To: stylecouncilor

73 posted on 04/05/2006 10:48:31 AM PDT by ladyjane

To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

Not true, my husband was unemployed when we met. The company he worked for relocated to another state and he could not move at the time.

Anecdotal evidence neither proves nor disproves fact.

Besides, "...when you ain't got nothin', you got nothin' to loose."

74 posted on 04/05/2006 10:49:02 AM PDT by Logic n' Reason (Don't piss down my back and tell me it's rainin')

To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

What happened to the headlight on your Road King?

75 posted on 04/05/2006 10:49:23 AM PDT by woollyone (...a closed mouth gathers no feet...)

You forgot bug squashing.

76 posted on 04/05/2006 10:50:01 AM PDT by IndyInVa (There either needs to be less corruption, or more opportunity for me to participate in it.)

Well, I'm looking for someone who doesn't want me to jump start his pacemaker, check is blood pressure or asks me if my CPR training is up to date.

77 posted on 04/05/2006 10:50:13 AM PDT by najida (He who cannot dance puts the blame on the floor. *Hindu proverb*)

To: Gay State Conservative

"I'm so handsome that you wouldn't believe it."

Prove it!

78 posted on 04/05/2006 10:50:53 AM PDT by DesignerChick

Bug squashing is VERY important. That may be in my top three.

79 posted on 04/05/2006 10:50:56 AM PDT by Hoodlum91 (Tour guide goddess)

1. A job that doesn't include the phrase "do you want fries with that". 2. A mode of transportation that has a motor. 3. Doesn't think foreplay is a golfing term. 4. Knows where Timbuktu is without having to look at a map. 5. Leaves my stuff alone.

So, your perfect man is a North African truck driver living in Mali?

80 posted on 04/05/2006 10:51:00 AM PDT by LexBaird (Tyrannosaurus Lex, unapologetic carnivore)

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