Posted on 04/05/2006 10:11:16 AM PDT by iPod Shuffle
Oh, that's really sad. What do cockatoos taste like, I wonder ...
Are you sure?
When they get stressed to the point that they do that to themselves there is usually no way to stop it.
Dependability
Security
Loyalty
Romance
ability to listen to incessant venting
Master Seaman
Good Daddy
Are you sure?
Yep. 'fraid so.
Bill Gates is a little twerp. Sexy, I think not.
Gotta look in better places.
First
The prime directive - MONEY
Not true. Shared interests, values and a sense of humor count for more among the women I know.
Liking my cooking helps too.
I'm a conservative, a certified IPW and spider-killer. I'm multi-talented!
Sexiness is in the eye of the beholder. And I find a net worth of $50 billion to be quite hawt.
Chicken?
Hmmmmm, whatcha doin' tonight? ;)
LOL! I've been calling her Miss Purdue because she looks like a chicken in the grocery story. I've also threatened to fricasse' the other bird when she gets really loud. So one day, you never know what you may find on my stove top.
As for the behavior, did ya'll know that the first OCD studies were done on birds and dogs? Two parts of the brain don't connect and that Prozac is a drug that is supposed to help stop the compulsion.
Anyhow, coming to live with me, plus the collar and the drugs...we hope she'll stop mutilating.
Sorry,I don't have a digital camera so I can't.But you can trust me when I tell ya that I'm frequently compared to Brad Pitt.
[If you look carefully,you'll see that I've given you a perfect setup line ;-) ]
"We seem capable of changing our preferences in quite a short time ..." SHE said.
If you are male and a woman changing her mind is news...you might also be interested in buying a bridge I happen to own.
This is true, that's what I look for along with. . .
1) Good with kids (I'd like a couple some day)
2) Sense of humor
3) Gainfully employed
4) Kind to animals
5) A bibliophile (but one not as bad as I am!)
Awww, that's what I git for being nice! May you win the lottery and be chased relentlessly by Helen Thomas! :P
Favorably? I'll bet you're cleaner, anyway.
If its Reuters its Wrong.
This is the same feminst manure from the 60/70/80/90's which has consistently been proven wrong time and time again.
What women want in thier man is manhood.
The article is really about what does a f*g h*g want in a man.
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