[SmithL]

Morfordite Alert

You've been warned!

[Moose4]

Y'know, the fact that Miss Morford is a flaming fudgepacker, hate-mongering anti-American anti-Christian blue-state gerbil-abusing bleeptard does not disqualify him from being a newspaper columnist.

Fact is, the sumbitch can't write his way out of a paper bag.

Mark, honey, I'm not even an English or journalism major, and I can tell you, there is such a thing as a run-on sentence, and such a thing as TOO MANY ADJECTIVES.

Just damn.

}:-)4

[Jibaholic]

Is this not your fear? They will make it your fear. Is this not something you lie awake at night trembling about and wondering when the evil hooded thug-rapist-jogger (surprisingly not a black guy in this particular commercial -- so tiny kudos for that) is going to kick in your door?

That is the liberal fear. The conservative reality is that our non-botoxed wife, who has lost her figure after three kids but is still the most beautiful woman in the world, has a .357 magnum and puts two in the thugs chest and one more in his head.