Y'know, the fact that Miss Morford is a flaming fudgepacker, hate-mongering anti-American anti-Christian blue-state gerbil-abusing bleeptard does not disqualify him from being a newspaper columnist.
Fact is, the sumbitch can't write his way out of a paper bag.
Mark, honey, I'm not even an English or journalism major, and I can tell you, there is such a thing as a run-on sentence, and such a thing as TOO MANY ADJECTIVES.
Just damn.
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Morford compensates for not having any coherent thoughts by having lots of the other kind.