Posted on 04/04/2006 4:42:42 PM PDT by Kimmers
Intoxicated Woman Traps Herself in Back of Police Car 4/4/2006
By the Associated Press
A 20-year-old woman who climbed into the back seat of a parked squad car was arrested for public intoxication by an officer who opened the door to let her out, police said.
Two men told Officer Brandon Lopossa at the back door of Bloomington police headquarters early Friday that they saw a woman climb into a squad car.
Lopossa checked the vehicles in the parking lot and saw a woman with her hands and face pressed against the window of one of the cars.
He opened the door to let the woman out. She did not know the back doors of squad cars cannot be opened from the inside, the report said.
The report said she appeared to be "very intoxicated."
Lopossa placed Lauren Yoder in the back of another squad car and took her to Bloomington Hospital for a checkup because of her "high level of intoxication," the report said.
Yoder pleaded guilty to charges of public intoxication and illegal consumption of alcohol on Monday, said Jay Jewell, infraction diversion director for the Monroe County Prosecutor's office. He could not provide sentencing information.
No telephone listing was available in Bloomington for Yoder.
She didn't die! In order to be eligible for the Darwin award, the nominee must die in the attempt before he/she has a chance to breed.
Stupidity isn't the only criteria.
Oh gosh you are so right.....sorry FReepers
This story is leaving out some important information. Was she hot?

"Moved to Evansville, did I."
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