[Waryone]

Unlike UF, we're an academic based institution and the balls are traded in for books this time of year.

To that, my son says:

I'm not surprised to hear that from Florida's Stupidest University. (FSU) I've heard they're going to let you guys play the high schoolers this year. You should be proud that you have the best community college in Florida. Next time, pick a better mascot than a guy wearing make up. It's good to know that FSU is still an all girls' school and next year if you 'noles can stop taking steroids, maybe they'll let you join the WNBA.

My son, he's a typical Gator fan.

[dfwgator]

FSU...FSU...where the girls are girls...and the guys are too.

[Archie Bunker on steroids]

You're son is a little bitter........dominating in both academics and athletics is tough but we're up to the task.