Disclaimer: Carroll generally doesn't have headlines, so I created one from the link on SFGate
Actors (and journalists), is there anything they don't know?
1 posted on
04/03/2006 8:10:56 AM PDT by
SmithL
To: SmithL; Slings and Arrows
"He's modest and ordinary, my friend Sean Penn, and he's great to hang with. "

ping
2 posted on
04/03/2006 8:18:13 AM PDT by
sully777
(wWBBD: What would Brian Boitano do?)
To: SmithL
"...He likes the things that everyone likes: hot dogs, cold beer, sense memory exercises."
I sure do hope this is parody...
3 posted on
04/03/2006 8:20:04 AM PDT by
rlmorel
("Innocence seldom utters outraged shrieks. Guilt does." Whittaker Chambers)
To: SmithL
Of course, I respect his privacy.

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Sure, Jon. And I'll bet you're just dying to ask him what it was like boinking Madonna. |
4 posted on
04/03/2006 8:22:30 AM PDT by
Fintan
(Hey, you can't make this stuff up.)
To: SmithL
Carroll should stick to writing about his areas of expertise, namely cutesy articles about gardening and Mondegreens.
To: SmithL
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Psychosis is a
friend of Johnny's too!
6 posted on
04/03/2006 8:38:13 AM PDT by
ishabibble
(UNITED WE STAND DIVIDED WE FALL)
To: SmithL
I wonder if he gets to play with Penn's Ann Coulter "voodoo doll" too? ;)
7 posted on
04/03/2006 8:38:53 AM PDT by
Kellykoop
To: SmithL
If only leg-humping was an Olympic sport.......
8 posted on
04/03/2006 8:43:10 AM PDT by
Niteranger68
("Only 4 out of 3 Democrats actually vote.")
To: SmithL
Is this from The Onion? Or Scrappleface? Is this for real? This putz is not embarrassed by this brown nosing gush?
Creepy.
9 posted on
04/03/2006 9:03:59 AM PDT by
garyhope
(Simplicity is best in everything)
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