Rock, Paper, Scissors, the Sport (YGTBSM alert)

What's next, olympic Rock, Paper, Scissors?

1 posted on 04/01/2006 4:32:54 PM PST by stm

I will not rest until the Olympic Committee brings roller derby to the Games.

2 posted on 04/01/2006 4:34:50 PM PST by Dog Gone

3 posted on 04/01/2006 4:41:21 PM PST by Doohickey (Democrats are nothing without a constituency of victims.)

4 posted on 04/01/2006 4:45:20 PM PST by cripplecreek (Never a minigun handy when you need one.)

To: cripplecreek

Yeah, what's up with that?

Ice shuffleboard gets in, but chicks on roller skates beating the crap out of each other doesn't??

Talk about twisted priorities...

5 posted on 04/01/2006 4:48:18 PM PST by Dog Gone

Roller Derby Queen
By Jim Croce

Gonna tell you a story that you won’t believe
But I fell in love last friday evenin’
With a girl I saw on a bar room t.v. screen

Well I was just gettin’ ready to get my hat
When she caught my eye and I put it back
And I ordered myself a couple o’ more shots and beers

The night that I fell in love with a roller derby queen
Round and round, oh round and round
The meanest hunk o’ woman
That anybody ever seen
Down in the arena

She was five foot six and two fifteen
A bleached-blonde mama
With a streak of mean
She knew how to knuckle
And she knew how to scuffle and fight

And the roller derby program said
That she was built like a ’fridgerator with a head
Her fans call her tuffy
But all her buddies called her spike

You know that I fell in love with a roller derby queen
Round and round, oh round and round
The meanest hunk o’ woman
That anybody ever seen
Down in the arena

Round and round, go round and round
Round and round, go round and round
Round and round

Well I could not help it
But to fall in love
With this heavy-duty woman
I been speakin’ of
Things looked kind of bad
Until the day she skated into my life

Well she might be nasty
She might be fat
But I never met a person
Who would tell her that
She’s my big blonde bomber
My heavy handed hackensack mama

You know that I fell in love with a roller derby queen
Round and round, oh round and round
The meanest hunk o’ woman
That anybody ever seen
Down in the arena

Round and round, go round and round
Round and round, go round and round
Round and round

6 posted on 04/01/2006 5:00:59 PM PST by stm (You can fix a lot of things, but you can't fix stupid)

The only good thing about the Olympics not having roller derby as a medal sport yet is that the East Germans would have cleaned our clock.

The timing is right now.

Demand roller derby as an Olympic sport.

7 posted on 04/01/2006 5:04:14 PM PST by Dog Gone

A sport with the defensive move, Urbanus?

8 posted on 04/01/2006 5:13:48 PM PST by mtbopfuyn

If they wanted to make it a sport, it should be combined with kick-boxing. Tha way if someone breaks your scissors with a rock you can take him out.

9 posted on 04/01/2006 5:24:06 PM PST by stm (You can fix a lot of things, but you can't fix stupid)

If they wanted to make it a sport, it should be combined with kick-boxing. Tha way if someone breaks your scissors with a rock you can take him out.

And of course, Chuck Norris would be the Undisputed Champion of the World!

10 posted on 04/01/2006 9:47:22 PM PST by JRios1968 (E=mc3...the origin of "friends don't let friends derive drunk.")

You kiddin'? There'd be no survivors in THAT competition!

11 posted on 04/01/2006 10:29:14 PM PST by pcottraux (It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")

All that Chuck Norris would have to do is send his picture with a blank entry form...all other competitors would automatically be disqualified!

12 posted on 04/02/2006 7:38:15 AM PDT by JRios1968 (E=mc3...the origin of "friends don't let friends derive drunk.")

If he were in the competition, it really wouldn't be a "match." One roundhouse kick to the face is hardly what I'd call a "fight."

13 posted on 04/02/2006 9:49:00 AM PDT by pcottraux (It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")

With Chuck in a "rock, paper, scissors" competition, it wouldn't even get to that point...all he has to do is look at them...

14 posted on 04/02/2006 9:51:46 AM PDT by JRios1968 (E=mc3...the origin of "friends don't let friends derive drunk.")

In the game of "Rock, paper, scissors," if you choose "Chuck Norris's beard," you win every time. Nothing can destroy that.

15 posted on 04/02/2006 9:53:47 AM PDT by pcottraux (It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")

Also, try Googling "Chuck Norris" and click on "I feel lucky"

16 posted on 04/02/2006 10:00:04 AM PDT by JRios1968 (E=mc3...the origin of "friends don't let friends derive drunk.")

That's the quickest and most efficient way of committing suicide.

17 posted on 04/02/2006 10:52:10 AM PDT by pcottraux (It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")

I'd rather see Rollerball. Jonathan E and the Houston Energies are #1. I'd especially like to see the no-penalties, no-time limit version.

18 posted on 04/02/2006 11:14:30 AM PDT by Cyclopean Squid (History is a work in progress)

That, and posting a DUmmie vanity on your first day on FR!! LOL

19 posted on 04/02/2006 11:27:41 AM PDT by JRios1968 (E=mc3...the origin of "friends don't let friends derive drunk.")

To: Cyclopean Squid

20 posted on 04/02/2006 11:28:18 AM PDT by JRios1968 (E=mc3...the origin of "friends don't let friends derive drunk.")

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