**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****

Meh Own 'Ead | 03/31/06 | Max

[Redleg1963]

The problem with puzzles?

[EX52D]

Couln't have been those little tight white shorts, could it? LOL!

[blau993]

Here you go. The Post that launched a thousand ROFLs.

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To: Maximus of Texas

Rather be an ice princess then an Internet porn whore.

271 posted on 03/30/2006 1:41:04 PM EST by Galveston Grl (Getting angry and abandoning power to the Democrats is not a choice.)

[Redleg1963]

I pushed passed him once...waaaay back in 84 in LA.

I asked the doorman who was the fruit that needed a shave.

He said it was WAM.

I said, BAM, he said, no, they were here last week.

[r-q-tek86]

I've got to go now. Our local AIA chapter is having a spring retreat for the board... so between the "business" parts of the meeting, I will be fighting with all the bleeding hearts we have this year.

Thanks for the fun everybody. If any of you need a IPW card, FReepmail me.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Are you an IPW member, I am.

[RockinRight]

Hey darlin'! We're over here having fun without ya! Join your fellow IPW's!

[LongElegantLegs]

That's the one...

[RockinRight]

LOL...

[peacebaby]

what kind of sex do you have

SOCIAL SECURITY SEX:
Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?"
"Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex."
"Social Security sex?"
"Yeah, you know: I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!"

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Have a wonderful evening, r-q-tek86.

Thanks for everything, and keep smiling!

Don't drink too much. LOL

[peacebaby]

well- uh....exactly how many problems DO you have?

[LongElegantLegs]

Thanks for your hard work to support the cause. :-) Have a good weekend!

[wallcrawlr]

>>> insert jokes about have a cold ***** <<<

[blau993]

And I even know the significance of your member number.

[LongElegantLegs]

Rather be an ice princess then an Internet porn whore.

Things that a straight man never wants to hear from the woman in his life.

[peacebaby]

A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets outthis ear splitting yell."

"My dear," the shrink said, "that's completely natural. I don't see what the problem is." "The problem is," she complained, "It wakes me up!"

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

LOL, I am special like that!

[Maximus of Texas]

Is he looking for his hamster?

[SoothingDave]

And I even know the significance of your member number.

I didn't realize we were numbering our members now.

SD