LOL, very funny! And coming from me, that's a complement! : )
Guy walks into a bar and one of the peanuts in the bowl in front of him says, "Hey, you look great."
The guy says, "thanks."
A few minutes later, another peanut says, "I can tell, you earn a bundle, right? Don't be modest."
Guy says, "I do okay."
Few minutes pass and another peanut says, "Man, that's some haircut. Absolutely perfect."
The guy motions the bartender over and ask, "What's up with these nuts?"
Bartender answers, "They're complimentary."