[Panzerlied]

Reminds me of Rush Limbaugh's joke:

Q. How can you tell if your wife is dead?

A. The sex is the same but the dishes pile up in the sink!

I know, I KNOW! It's sexist!

--but it's still funny

[Emmett McCarthy]

Or how a woman can tell is her husband is dead? Sex is about the same, but she gets the TV remote.