Oil me up!
Posted on 03/30/2006 7:18:59 AM PST by M203M4
It makes you wonder who's more strange...this guy or the neighbor!!
I mean think about it - What would you do if I just came up to you and asked you to oil me up?
;-)
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Do you have nunchucks? A six inch spike? A board?
Oil me up!
Then vote for Pedro..
Funniest movie I have seen in awhile. I own it now. Best part is when Uncle Rico grabs the steak and throws it at Napoleon..
You can keep it. No need to return it.
More trivia for today . . . Jon Gries, who plays Uncle Rico, is a vegetarian. In the scene just before he hucks the steak at Napoleon, you can see him spit his mouthful of steak into his hand.
Interesting, and that fact makes the use of steak as the projectile all the more funny. Another funny part was when Uncle Rico "posed" for his ID badge. As was the tater tots getting crushed in Napoleon's pants pocket..
Nun-Chucks!
LOL!!
Ping to pix in post above.
Never trust a vegematarian.
;-)
Girls want a guy with great SKILLS!!!!
Uh...who said WV?!?
Here's a local story on it...from South Carolina. :-)
Manic phase, anyone?
Police arrest oiled man armed with nunchucks
BY NOAH HAGLUND
The Post and Courier
Charleston police officers investigating an indecent-exposure complaint wound up battling a James Island man armed with nunchucks and covered in grease in his apartment, a report states.
A 61-year-old woman who lives in the same apartment complex had complained about the man walking into her apartment and disrobing a short while earlier Tuesday morning. According to the report, the suspect had knocked at about 11 a.m. and asked to borrow oil. Assuming he meant cooking oil, the woman went to the kitchen to put some in a bowl.
She became frightened when he walked through the front door, which she had left open, and closed it behind him. She also realized he might not be talking about cooking oil, since he began to talk about greasing his body for the kick-boxing-based workout, Tae-Bo, the report states.
She told police he followed her into the kitchen, disrobed and then asked her to put oil on him.
The report recounts the following confrontation with the suspect, 49-year-old Rudolph Claude Smith, after officers Adam Thayer and George Hildebidle knocked on his door:
Smith answered reluctantly, wearing athletic shorts and shoes with oil covering his bare torso and a pair of wooden nunchucks in his left hand. The officers ordered him to drop the weapon, but he refused. When Thayer attempted to grab his arm, Smith began hitting Hildebidle with the nunchucks. They had a hard time controlling him because of the oil.
The officers battled back with batons, eventually wrestling Smith to the ground and putting him in handcuffs.
The officers suffered cuts and bruises. Hildebidle was punched in the face several times.
Smith's wife, who was in the apartment during the fight, told officers he had bipolar medication he had not taken for the past year.
Smith was booked on charges of first-degree burglary, indecent exposure and two counts of assault on police while resisting arrest.
Sister Norris ping!!!
Thanks so much!
I hadn't had a naked, oily man with nunchucks ping in sooooooo long!
Chuck Norris/ninja ping....sort of.
ping!
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