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Naked, Oily Man Attacks Police With Nunchucks
wusatv9 ^
| 3/22/2006 11:29:40 AM
| Jodi Mohrmann
Posted on 03/30/2006 7:18:59 AM PST by M203M4
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To: SquirrelKing
Hey, can I borrow you guys' chapstick?
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posted on
03/30/2006 8:09:12 AM PST
by
peacebaby
(,,,,,,,)
To: Hoodlum91
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posted on
03/30/2006 8:10:10 AM PST
by
RockinRight
(Yes...she's an excellent tour guide!)
To: Xenophobic Alien; PaulaB
"went next door to his neighbor's house to borrow some oil ... took off his clothes and asked the neighbor to "oil him up."
Oh, the old "Hey neighbor, let me borrow some oil and you rub it on me" trick. Yeah, yeah, been there, done that but with eggs. Of course, at the time, I hadn't heard about using oil, which explains why my request to have eggs rubbed on me was met with cast iron skillet up the side of my head, ala Granny on Beverly Hillbillies.
PB, I looked over the court order and it doesn't say I can't borrow eggs for making a cake so lay off the skillet this time around, ok? I still don't think Ms. Max bought my "I ran into the mail box" story to explain the hemorrhaging on the side of my head.
To: Allegra
Oh, this is a nasty visual.
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posted on
03/30/2006 8:24:47 AM PST
by
najida
(A day we haven't danced is wasted.)
To: Maximus of Texas
LOL
Oh well....that's what ya get
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posted on
03/30/2006 8:25:47 AM PST
by
PaulaB
(But we decide which is right....And which is an illusion.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Aaaahhh.
So many obnoxious comments, so little time. Sadly, I used to know someone who would be capable of this.
To: Allegra
This deserves a Ping List.
Or maybe not.
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posted on
03/30/2006 8:46:29 AM PST
by
freedomlover
(This tagline has been pulled - - - - OK?)
To: confederacy of dunces
I know several idiots who would do this.
To: M203M4
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posted on
03/30/2006 8:47:58 AM PST
by
maggief
(and the dessert cart rolls on ...)
To: Fintan
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posted on
03/30/2006 8:55:58 AM PST
by
Xenalyte
(You're not the boss of Tiger Bot Hesh!)
To: SquirrelKing; FearlessFreep; dead
That is THE first thing I thought of!
ND is quickly becoming one of my top five movies ever.
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posted on
03/30/2006 8:59:19 AM PST
by
Xenalyte
(You're not the boss of Tiger Bot Hesh!)
To: Xenalyte
I had to get my copy of D'qwans dance grooves. Or however you spell it.
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posted on
03/30/2006 9:02:41 AM PST
by
FearlessFreep
(Excuse me. But are those your legs or are you riding a chicken?)
To: M203M4; exile; Xenalyte; pissant; Larry Lucido; BadKittySF; Maximus of Texas; r-q-tek86; ...
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Wow, busy week... |
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posted on
03/30/2006 9:03:16 AM PST
by
Fintan
(Hey, you can't make this stuff up.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Almost in the "Hold ma beer...." category.
To: FearlessFreep
D'qwan's voice is actually the director, Jared Hess. Your ND trivia for the day!
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posted on
03/30/2006 9:07:45 AM PST
by
Xenalyte
(You're not the boss of Tiger Bot Hesh!)
To: martin_fierro
Nunchunks
To: confederacy of dunces
Oh I know lots of the "Hold ma Beer" crowd. LOL
To: Zuben Elgenubi
To: SquirrelKing; BlindGuardian; koolbeens18; TheStickman
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posted on
03/30/2006 9:19:51 AM PST
by
visualops
(www.visualops.com)
To: RockinRight
Oh SURE!
OK, by far the funniest part of this article is that he asked the neighbor to "oil him up" and apparently the neighbor complied!
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posted on
03/30/2006 9:22:25 AM PST
by
Hoodlum91
(Tour guide goddess)
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