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How my husband died in our Shania Twain sex game
The Daily Telegraph ^
| March 30, 2006
| Stewart Payne
Posted on 03/30/2006 2:29:34 AM PST by MadIvan
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To: MadIvan
I sense a country song coming out of this -
I was drunk
When my mama shot my daddy with his shotgun
As she danced provocatively to the music of Shania Twain...
81
posted on
03/30/2006 4:27:13 AM PST
by
MrBambaLaMamba
(Buy 'Allah' brand urinal cakes - If you can't kill the enemy at least you can piss on their god)
To: R. Scott
There is always hope.I like your attitude:)
To: sgtbono2002
[If I were prosecutor, I would place a blank shell in the gun and bounce it off the floor a few times. If it wont go off , guilty.]
This would be clever but you wouldn't be allowed to do it. Everyone knows that it would be too dangerous because guns kill people, even when they don't load themselves with real amunition.
On a serious note, the wad in any shotgun shell can still be dangerous or at least damaging. And if your stunt, by some mysterious chance, backfired (pun intended), you would lose and probably end up as a defense attorney soon after for yourself.
83
posted on
03/30/2006 4:33:38 AM PST
by
Tenacious 1
(Not today.)
To: manwiththehands
What is a "dressing gown"? It's not a robe, or else they would have called it that, right? Yes it is, and no, she wouldn't, with her speakling English and not American.
84
posted on
03/30/2006 4:47:59 AM PST
by
Oztrich Boy
(Red meat, we were meant to eat it - Meat and Livestock Australia TV ad campaign)
To: R. Scott
The CSI folks know exactly what is necessary to prove/disprove her story - the evidence is in the corpse.
To: MadIvan
This has to show up as the plot on Law and Order.
86
posted on
03/30/2006 5:24:27 AM PST
by
Mercat
To: Mercat
This has to show up as the plot on Law and Order. TYPO:
This has to show up as the plot on Flaw and Odor
It's fixed now
87
posted on
03/30/2006 5:31:15 AM PST
by
Bear_Slayer
(When liberty is outlawed only outlaws will have liberty)
To: MaDuce
I don't know about you guys, but I always dance with my shotgun loaded!
To: MadIvan
It was only about sex. Can't we just move on?
89
posted on
03/30/2006 5:35:13 AM PST
by
Jim Noble
(And you know what I'm talkin' 'bout!)
To: TravisABQ
Or did it go off prematurely????
To: Mercat
This has to show up as the plot on Law and Order. It would be really cool to have an episode where something like this happens, and the Detectives, DAs and everybody concludes she is lying, so they prosecute her. Then, in the end, the jury could aquit and save them from themselves.
After Jack McCoy has been right 638 times in a row, it would be refreshing to see him be wrong at least once.
To: bondjamesbond
Jack does lose once in a while.
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posted on
03/30/2006 5:53:06 AM PST
by
Mercat
To: Mercat
Jack does lose once in a while. Yeah, but even when he loses, he is right. When he loses it's the jury's fault.
To: bondjamesbond
It's all in the eyebrows.
94
posted on
03/30/2006 6:05:50 AM PST
by
Mercat
To: WestVirginiaRebel
Now we have the answer to shotgun weddings....
95
posted on
03/30/2006 6:06:38 AM PST
by
Loud Mime
("Countdown" - A documentary about Keith Olbermann's dwindling IQ)
To: MadIvan; wardaddy; sit-rep
He got banged by Shania Twain ?!?!?! .....cool !
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posted on
03/30/2006 6:10:29 AM PST
by
Squantos
(Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. ©)
To: beaversmom
I just have to get over that little thing of still being in love with my late wife. I have to knock the most perfect woman I have ever known off the pedestal.
97
posted on
03/30/2006 6:26:53 AM PST
by
R. Scott
(Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink.)
To: anniegetyourgun
And they have an expensive dummy to use when figuring impact angle and range too.
I do like “CSI Las Vegas”, but I do wonder how they get DNA results in 15 minutes.
98
posted on
03/30/2006 6:28:40 AM PST
by
R. Scott
(Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink.)
To: MadIvan
99
posted on
03/30/2006 7:08:39 AM PST
by
Born Conservative
(Chronic Positivity - http://jsher.livejournal.com/)
To: Born Conservative
I'm just waiting for the next crime she'll commit. Giving nukes to Iran, perhaps?
Regards, Ivan
100
posted on
03/30/2006 7:10:25 AM PST
by
MadIvan
(Ya hya chouhada! Dune fans, visit - http://www.thesietch.com/)
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