The motorhome reminded me of some family friends. Around 30 years ago they were traveling through Arizona in their motorhome and it was the wife's turn to drive. It was hot so the husband stripped naked back in the bedroom to take a nap.
About a half hour into his nap the wife pulls over at a gas station to fuel up. The husband wakes up in the back and being naked, just decides to crack the rear facing door to see where they were. Right at that moment the wife hit the gas and pulled away, leaving her stunned husband scrapped up and naked in the gas station parking lot.
The troopers pulled her over about :20 minutes later and told her she'd jettisoned something important a little while back.
"The troopers pulled her over about :20 minutes later and told her she'd jettisoned something important a little while back."
ROTFLOL!!!!!!!!!