ZOT To the Tune of $250 and how You can help Bush

Cliffton Prosper

[Mom MD]

They sure haven't done much to the rabbits that constantly dig mine up!

[bd476]

That was pretty funny, a bit on the dark humor side but still good satire. Welcome to Free Republic.

[TeddyCon]

[bd476]

Me too, Cindy, lol.

[Colorado Doug]

ibtz

[deltabravo]

Could you run the "tulip" thing by me again?

[TeddyCon]

[claudiustg]

---You have exposed our secret. Now we'll have to destroy you.

A shame. You are slightly amusing.

uk.asdftgalei yt ki8w4jy hkl uiha un h piosehbxui8 umop il k *---

Killborn is lying.

...about you being slightly amusing.

[pcottraux]

(Click me).

[pcottraux]

[pcottraux]

[pcottraux]

[Larry Lucido]

"I'd rather have tulips on my organ . . . . "

[TeddyCon]

[ClifftonProsper]

Now gosh it all, you folk sure don’t have any sense of humor?

Look, I may live up here in Dutch Flat and not know anything, but you’re all now telling me Bush’s polls AREN’T in the toilet?

Now I’m confused. Because just tonight, I saw it official like on the television news.

Just tonight I was watching MSNBC, the one that had the Tancedo guy on. I really like that guy. He sure was smart, but you all are saying he’s not as smart as you.

Anyway, it was on that show, official and all. The news guy who hosts the news there, he says it. He says, “Bush’s polls are in the toilet”.

So there, it’s official.

Now, it not my fault Bush’s polls are in the toilet. Gosh, that’s HIS fault.

But you all seem to know Bush real good, like you must be really tight with him, and you know.

But then, I may not be smart, but I’m thinking, maybe his polls is in the toilet, and it’s all your fault.

So, don’t blame me.

Can’t we all just get along?

[Felicity Fahrquar]

Rabbits, no. Humans, BIG TIME. There's a story in my family about an unfortunate accident involving a case of, um, mistaken identity and a very large batch of homemade vegetable soup (tulip bulbs in place of elephant garlic - an easy error to make, especially when they're right next to each other in the garage). The shorthand version is that about 25 quarts of soup, plus another 20 quarts of spaghetti sauce, had to be dumped.

They still cringe about it... repeated consumption of tulip bulbs, even in small quantities, will result in the eater being first a bit queasy, then seriously unwell, and finally most sincerely dead.

And this Cliffton bozo signed up today just to post THIS? Sheesh...

[CindyDawg]

Oops. Now you are in big trouble. The 90's aren't going to like this.

[TeddyCon]

Can’t we all just get along?

[decal]

"Can’t we all just get along?"

Can, but won't.

But here's a lovely parting gift.

[decal]

Your post was so stupid even Rudy won't use it.