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ZOT To the Tune of $250 and how You can help Bush
Cliffton Prosper
Posted on 03/28/2006 9:59:31 PM PST by ClifftonProsper
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To: Felicity Fahrquar
They sure haven't done much to the rabbits that constantly dig mine up!
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posted on
03/28/2006 10:14:50 PM PST
by
Mom MD
To: ClifftonProsper
That was pretty funny, a bit on the dark humor side but still good satire. Welcome to Free Republic.
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posted on
03/28/2006 10:18:02 PM PST
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bd476
To: ClifftonProsper
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posted on
03/28/2006 10:18:47 PM PST
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TeddyCon
To: CindyDawg
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posted on
03/28/2006 10:18:57 PM PST
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bd476
To: ClifftonProsper
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posted on
03/28/2006 10:20:44 PM PST
by
Colorado Doug
(Diversity is divisive. E. Pluribus Unum (Out of many, one))
To: ClifftonProsper
Could you run the "tulip" thing by me again?
To: ClifftonProsper
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posted on
03/28/2006 10:21:45 PM PST
by
TeddyCon
To: ClifftonProsper
---You have exposed our secret. Now we'll have to destroy you.
A shame. You are slightly amusing.
uk.asdftgalei yt ki8w4jy hkl uiha un h piosehbxui8 umop il k *---
Killborn is lying.
...about you being slightly amusing.
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posted on
03/28/2006 10:22:23 PM PST
by
claudiustg
(Delenda est Iran!)
To: ClifftonProsper
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posted on
03/28/2006 10:22:42 PM PST
by
pcottraux
(It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
To: ClifftonProsper
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posted on
03/28/2006 10:23:04 PM PST
by
pcottraux
(It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
To: ClifftonProsper
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posted on
03/28/2006 10:23:23 PM PST
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pcottraux
(It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
To: ClifftonProsper
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posted on
03/28/2006 10:23:43 PM PST
by
pcottraux
(It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
To: ClifftonProsper
"I'd rather have tulips on my organ . . . . "
To: ClifftonProsper
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posted on
03/28/2006 10:32:13 PM PST
by
TeddyCon
To: hiredhand
Now gosh it all, you folk sure dont have any sense of humor?
Look, I may live up here in Dutch Flat and not know anything, but youre all now telling me Bushs polls ARENT in the toilet?
Now Im confused. Because just tonight, I saw it official like on the television news.
Just tonight I was watching MSNBC, the one that had the Tancedo guy on. I really like that guy. He sure was smart, but you all are saying hes not as smart as you.
Anyway, it was on that show, official and all. The news guy who hosts the news there, he says it. He says, Bushs polls are in the toilet.
So there, its official.
Now, it not my fault Bushs polls are in the toilet. Gosh, thats HIS fault.
But you all seem to know Bush real good, like you must be really tight with him, and you know.
But then, I may not be smart, but Im thinking, maybe his polls is in the toilet, and its all your fault.
So, dont blame me.
Cant we all just get along?
To: Mom MD
Rabbits, no. Humans, BIG TIME. There's a story in my family about an unfortunate accident involving a case of, um, mistaken identity and a very large batch of homemade vegetable soup (tulip bulbs in place of elephant garlic - an easy error to make, especially when they're right next to each other in the garage). The shorthand version is that about 25 quarts of soup, plus another 20 quarts of spaghetti sauce, had to be dumped.
They still cringe about it... repeated consumption of tulip bulbs, even in small quantities, will result in the eater being first a bit queasy, then seriously unwell, and finally most sincerely dead.
And this Cliffton bozo signed up today just to post THIS? Sheesh...
To: ClifftonProsper
Oops. Now you are in big trouble. The 90's aren't going to like this.
To: ClifftonProsper
Cant we all just get along?
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posted on
03/28/2006 10:37:41 PM PST
by
TeddyCon
To: ClifftonProsper
"Cant we all just get along?"
Can, but won't.
But here's a lovely parting gift.
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posted on
03/28/2006 10:46:01 PM PST
by
decal
(My name is "decal" and I approve this tagline)
To: ClifftonProsper
Your post was so stupid even Rudy won't use it.
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posted on
03/28/2006 10:50:40 PM PST
by
decal
(My name is "decal" and I approve this tagline)
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