For example, "the webmaster" - nobody ever refers to the mods as "the webmaster". And your reference to "My moderate, non-liberal brother" - all FReepers know there is no such thing as a "moderate". And calling Peach "pal". It's all off key, something's not right about you.
Are former FReepers selling their vintage FReep names to trolls on eBay or something? Did you somehow hack the registration date?
"Are former FReepers selling their vintage FReep names to trolls on eBay or something? Did you somehow hack the registration date?"
...or was the real Freeper away from the computer and this odd duck used his ID?