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To: Brian_Baldwin
I once had an uncle kinda like you. We used to lock him in the basement when he misbehaved. One time, after he promised to be good, we let him come upstairs for a family reunion get-together. During dinner, he suddenly grabbed a plate full of butter patties and promptly proceeded to slather grandma Chester's hair with it. "Bad uncle - That's it for you!" we told him. "It's back to the basement!!"

Now, whenever company comes over, we know the best thing to do is ignore the constant pounding and just slide a plate of food under the door. It's best that way.
25 posted on 03/28/2006 4:06:53 AM PST by reagan_fanatic (Darwinism is a belief in the meaninglessness of existence - R. Kirk)
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To: reagan_fanatic
I once had an uncle like you. He would pray at Bush, and pray at check pants. Anyone, who would, for example, want to protect our borders, if that wasn't what Bush said was the way to be "a good Republican", he would then call other crazy.

One day, after following his Bush right into the train wreak, some others who had their families hurt thanks to idiots like him, beat the shit out of the guy. I guess, when families are hurt by idiots like him, those kind of things happen.

Anyway, please continue to support your George Bush. Put your name down here, on the dotted line. Let us all remember you. You vote for whoever you like. Vote for Bush's brother, for example. And I will vote for who I want. And it won't be Bush's brother.

28 posted on 03/28/2006 4:12:08 AM PST by Brian_Baldwin
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