"You're a star! AMERICA LOVES YOU TONY! LOOOOOOOOVES YOU!"
"Paula, please. Sit down. Uhh ... Tony. It was a bit like watching a monkey throw his feces--I didn't know where it was going, I just didn't want any of it on me."
:)
LOL! That was funny.
OMG. That is potentially THE FUNNIEST thing I have EVER read on Free Republic.