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Titanic Sank By Explosives!, Hindenburg Downed by Death-Ray!
The Post Chronicle ^ | 3/24/06 | Jim Brogan

Posted on 03/24/2006 7:38:37 PM PST by RepublicNewbie

(satire) Since it's all the rage right now to spout on and on about conspiracies like those being perpetuated by Charlie Sheen and ilk that believe the US government is responsible for 911, we'd like to take the opportunity to offer a few of our own.

Titanic sank by explosives!

The ice berg was a cover. "Berg" is the key word here and is the obvious giveaway concealing a Zionist plot to defame the queen of england. Dramatic new photos clearly show metal hull plates of the great ship blown-out, not in. This is collaborated by the many Titanic survivors who reported hearing several explosions right before the ship went under. This conspiracy is further illustrated by the fact that there were no Jews on board during the ships maiden voyage. Watch my video, and I will be reminding you over and over with a barrage of weblinks how credible my theory is.

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1 posted on 03/24/2006 7:38:39 PM PST by RepublicNewbie
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To: RepublicNewbie
The ice berg was a cover. "Berg" is the key word here and is the obvious giveaway concealing a Zionist plot to defame the queen of england. Dramatic new photos clearly show metal hull plates of the great ship blown-out, not in.

That is just nose snorting funny.

2 posted on 03/24/2006 7:42:18 PM PST by A message
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To: RepublicNewbie
.....conspiracies like those being perpetuated by Charlie Sheen and ilk.....

Like father,
Like son

3 posted on 03/24/2006 7:44:15 PM PST by Fiddlstix (Tagline Repair Service. Let us fix those broken Taglines. Inquire within(Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: Fiddlstix

Charlie Sheen....needs to up his meds.


4 posted on 03/24/2006 7:49:02 PM PST by AmericanMade1776
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To: RepublicNewbie

LOL!


5 posted on 03/24/2006 7:49:51 PM PST by Echo Talon
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To: A message

Liberating muslims from themselves seems rather redundant.
Personally I would rather see our military liberating muslims from their phyiscal existence enabling them to experience their spiritual existence and the obligatory 72 virgin greeting along with the rivers of wine that Allah has flowing for these jokers.


6 posted on 03/24/2006 7:50:34 PM PST by claptrap (optional tag-line under reconsideration)
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To: RepublicNewbie

Clinton blames the NRA.


7 posted on 03/24/2006 7:51:09 PM PST by Euro-American Scum (A poverty-stricken middle class must be a disarmed middle class)
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To: RepublicNewbie
As someone else has said in reference to this conspiracy mess. When demolition experts bring down a building, they blow out to lower floors first and let gravity do the rest. They do not start at the top.

Explosives are expensive and must be accounted for to the Feds for every ounce used. 32 feet per second, per second is free and nobody asks where you got it.

8 posted on 03/24/2006 7:52:18 PM PST by keithtoo (It's STILL not safe to vote Democrat)
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To: RepublicNewbie

Get a clue...Charlie Sheen...you freaking bonehead.

9 posted on 03/24/2006 7:52:18 PM PST by AmericanMade1776
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To: RepublicNewbie
The ice berg was a cover. "Berg" is the key word here and is the obvious giveaway concealing a Zionist plot to defame the queen of england.

Ah, the International Zionist Conspiracy once again rears its ugly head. Financed, of course, by the globalist cabal of Jewish bankers and directed by the Illuminati of which George W. Bush is its secret leader (along with the rest of the Yale University Skull and Bones Society).

The truth is out there.

10 posted on 03/24/2006 7:53:38 PM PST by Euro-American Scum (A poverty-stricken middle class must be a disarmed middle class)
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Yup. "Berg" - a typical Zionist name. "Ice" a psuedonym for diamonds. 'Nuff said. It was Da Joos.


11 posted on 03/24/2006 7:56:57 PM PST by keithtoo (It's STILL not safe to vote Democrat)
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To: AmericanMade1776
Like father ... like son?
12 posted on 03/24/2006 7:59:34 PM PST by K-oneTexas (I'm not a judge and there ain't enough of me to be a jury. (Zell Miller, A National Party No More))
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To: K-oneTexas

Oh I forgot. But Daddy is a better actor.


13 posted on 03/24/2006 8:00:52 PM PST by K-oneTexas (I'm not a judge and there ain't enough of me to be a jury. (Zell Miller, A National Party No More))
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To: K-oneTexas

yeah..the father acts like he is president, and the son once wore a military uniform in an acting job, and they think they have contributed something to the good of America.


14 posted on 03/24/2006 8:01:44 PM PST by AmericanMade1776
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To: RepublicNewbie

Wouldn't you hate to depend on this man to protect America?

15 posted on 03/24/2006 8:03:49 PM PST by AmericanMade1776
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To: RepublicNewbie

Too funny! Thanks!


16 posted on 03/24/2006 8:14:52 PM PST by MountainDad
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To: RepublicNewbie
Don't forget!!!

JACK THE RIPPER WAS ACTUALLY THE PRINCE OF ENGLAND!!!!!!!

17 posted on 03/24/2006 8:32:37 PM PST by pcottraux (It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
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To: RepublicNewbie

chronology Charlie, chronology! solve the JFK murder for us first


18 posted on 03/24/2006 9:53:18 PM PST by lunarbicep (Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest. - Mark Twain)
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To: RepublicNewbie
I thought the unconventional wisdom was that the Titanic was never sunk at all - instead an old boat was sunk in its place as an insurance scam.
19 posted on 03/25/2006 4:26:40 AM PST by Oztrich Boy (Have a beer (Offer not vaild in Canada)
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To: AmericanMade1776
Get a clue...Charlie Sheen...you freaking bonehead.

When this is your wife...

...and you still cheat on her...

..."freaking bonehead" would be an apt desription!!!

20 posted on 03/25/2006 4:41:58 AM PST by Drew68
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