[Maximus of Texas]

Grandkids: Grandpa, were you ever in the Olympics?

Grandpa: Why yes, back in 2006. I participated in the men’s curling bronze medal event. Look, here's a photo.

Grandkids: Gee, grandpa, that's kinda sick

Grandpa: Well, yeah, my life didn't go according to plan. Anyone of you all happen to have a gun with a single bullet in it?



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[tuffydoodle]

Dadgummit max, I told you to stop playing with your chicken.

[peacebaby]

limp dead chicken... ewwwwww

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

LOSER!!

[Dashing Dasher]

Is that a rubber chicken in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?