[xsrdx]

I was an asexual, but marriage cured me. :-)

Yeah, but I think these folks are asexual by choice. :-0

I was asexual once, for 6 hours.

[Slings and Arrows]

An old sergeant once went up to an attractive young woman.

"Ma'am, can you please help a lonely soldier? I haven't made love since 1955."

"Oh, you poor thing!" The young woman to the sergeant back to her apartment, where they enjoyed a more-than-mutually-satisfactory romp. Afterwards the woman leaned back and purred at the sergeant:

"For a man who hasn't had sex since 1955, you certainly haven't forgotten much!"

The sergeant checked his watch. "No reason why I would have, Ma'am; it's only 2130."