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'Flatulent' Miss Claims £1m
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| 3/22/06
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Posted on 03/22/2006 9:01:51 AM PST by Millee
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posted on
03/22/2006 9:01:53 AM PST
by
Millee
To: Millee
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posted on
03/22/2006 9:04:59 AM PST
by
MotleyGirl70
(Most cats are democrats - did you ever meet a creature with such an inborn sense of entitlement?)
To: MotleyGirl70
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posted on
03/22/2006 9:08:04 AM PST
by
Millee
(Don't make me get out my voodoo doll out!)
To: Millee
As we say around the Eagle houshold, "It was probably my shoes."
Owl_Eagle(If what I just wrote makes you sad or angry,
it was probably sarcasm)
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posted on
03/22/2006 9:12:17 AM PST
by
End Times Sentinel
(In Memory of my Dear Friend Henry Lee II)
To: Millee
One time in high school, I was sitting in class and moved my shoes in such a way on the floor that it made a sound very similar to a fart. Everybody looked disgusted and I tried to explain what happened, but they were unconvinced when I couldn't reproduce the sound again.
To: Owl_Eagle
My dad always blamed the invisible animal running through the house.
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posted on
03/22/2006 9:19:19 AM PST
by
Millee
(Don't make me get out my voodoo doll out!)
To: Millee
"It was very embarrassing to sit on," she told the tribunal."Your honor, Barrister Hodges for the defense. May I approach the bench?
I hold in my hand affidavits from no less than 25 individuals who are prepared to testify that Miss Storer uttered the phrase 'Pull my finger' on no less than 63 occasions..."
To: Millee
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posted on
03/22/2006 9:31:36 AM PST
by
loreldan
(Lincoln, Reagan, & G. W. Bush - the cure for Democrat lunacy.)
To: Millee
She should be thankful she could blame her chair. I blame the dog.
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posted on
03/22/2006 9:38:13 AM PST
by
pissant
To: pissant
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posted on
03/22/2006 9:39:47 AM PST
by
Millee
(Don't make me get out my voodoo doll out!)
To: pissant
She should be thankful she could blame her chair. I blame the dog. My dog doesn't like it when I sit on him. But if I ever do, I'll be sure to take your advice and listen for farting noises.... You never know when you'll need a cover.
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posted on
03/22/2006 9:41:02 AM PST
by
r9etb
To: Millee
There is a funny bit on Seinfeld where Kramer sits in a leather chair that does this with each small movement.
This would be mortifying. The lady could have bought herself another chair.
To: Owl_Eagle
>>>As we say around the Eagle houshold, "It was probably my shoes."
Some time try "Barking spiders" instead.
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posted on
03/22/2006 9:47:22 AM PST
by
Keith in Iowa
(The NY Times & CBS should merge news organizations...they have the same ethics.)
To: Owl_Eagle
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posted on
03/22/2006 9:54:51 AM PST
by
HOTTIEBOY
(The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.)
To: Millee
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posted on
03/22/2006 9:58:19 AM PST
by
maggief
(and the dessert cart rolls on ...)
To: maggief
Look at those soft girly-hands. All he is missing is the acrylics! :op
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posted on
03/22/2006 10:02:30 AM PST
by
Millee
(Don't make me get out my voodoo doll out!)
To: pissant
To: Millee; martin_fierro
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posted on
03/22/2006 10:13:49 AM PST
by
sully777
(wWBBD: What would Brian Boitano do?)
To: Owl_Eagle
Sure they're cute... but never pull a panda's finger when smoking!
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posted on
03/22/2006 10:17:12 AM PST
by
sully777
(wWBBD: What would Brian Boitano do?)
To: Millee
She should've just incoporated this into her lesson plan.
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