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1 posted on 03/22/2006 9:01:53 AM PST by Millee
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2 posted on 03/22/2006 9:04:59 AM PST by MotleyGirl70 (Most cats are democrats - did you ever meet a creature with such an inborn sense of entitlement?)
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As we say around the Eagle houshold, "It was probably my shoes."

Owl_Eagle

(If what I just wrote makes you sad or angry,

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4 posted on 03/22/2006 9:12:17 AM PST by End Times Sentinel (In Memory of my Dear Friend Henry Lee II)
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One time in high school, I was sitting in class and moved my shoes in such a way on the floor that it made a sound very similar to a fart. Everybody looked disgusted and I tried to explain what happened, but they were unconvinced when I couldn't reproduce the sound again.


5 posted on 03/22/2006 9:19:16 AM PST by Welsh Rabbit
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"It was very embarrassing to sit on," she told the tribunal.

"Your honor, Barrister Hodges for the defense. May I approach the bench?
I hold in my hand affidavits from no less than 25 individuals who are prepared to testify that Miss Storer uttered the phrase 'Pull my finger' on no less than 63 occasions..."

7 posted on 03/22/2006 9:28:46 AM PST by PBRSTREETGANG
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It's always the chair.


8 posted on 03/22/2006 9:31:36 AM PST by loreldan (Lincoln, Reagan, & G. W. Bush - the cure for Democrat lunacy.)
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She should be thankful she could blame her chair. I blame the dog.


9 posted on 03/22/2006 9:38:13 AM PST by pissant
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There is a funny bit on Seinfeld where Kramer sits in a leather chair that does this with each small movement.

This would be mortifying. The lady could have bought herself another chair.


12 posted on 03/22/2006 9:42:25 AM PST by A knight without armor
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15 posted on 03/22/2006 9:58:19 AM PST by maggief (and the dessert cart rolls on ...)
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18 posted on 03/22/2006 10:13:49 AM PST by sully777 (wWBBD: What would Brian Boitano do?)
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She should've just incoporated this into her lesson plan.


20 posted on 03/22/2006 10:18:48 AM PST by PBRSTREETGANG
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21 posted on 03/22/2006 11:14:40 AM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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Sue Storer, 48, told an industrial..."

Sounds as if she didn't quite store enough, although she did sue.

23 posted on 03/22/2006 11:21:24 AM PST by Zuben Elgenubi
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31 posted on 03/22/2006 1:51:53 PM PST by PBRSTREETGANG
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Who denied it supplied it!


33 posted on 03/22/2006 2:41:28 PM PST by mrs. a (It's a short life but a merry one...)
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ping


36 posted on 03/22/2006 4:04:50 PM PST by stylecouncilor
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Heh heh heh


38 posted on 03/22/2006 4:20:42 PM PST by Professional Engineer (It's not a real building until it hits 30 stories.)
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41 posted on 03/22/2006 6:13:11 PM PST by ErnBatavia (Meep Meep)
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Well,
I have a house full of frogs.


42 posted on 03/22/2006 6:16:10 PM PST by najida (I hate bullies- God, man or beast, it doesn't matter.)
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More reading material


48 posted on 03/23/2006 12:37:54 AM PST by sully777 (wWBBD: What would Brian Boitano do?)
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,,, over the course of all that time, think how many times she would have blamed the chair for sounds the chair didn't make. The Court needs to appoint a lawyer for the chair.


50 posted on 03/23/2006 4:46:19 AM PST by shaggy eel
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